The anything board game

[RetroShark]

The objective is simple
Every post is a move for a team

person 1: pawn to 5D (blue team)
person 2: pawn goes up the ladder (red team)
person 2: bishop rolls a nat 20 (blue team)

basically anarchy chess
So yha
(This is also my excuse for not posting in forever, sorry ‘bout that)

 

[TwoBadNeighbors]

Knight uses Misty on Palkia turn one and flips nine heads

 

[RetroShark]

Queen use warthog killstreak

 

[solz]

Bishop cast fireball in the room that's too small

 

[sevenleaf]

how do we know what team we’re on? is it just like, even numbered posts are one team, odd numbered are the other?

anyway, pawn no.5 tosses [edit: roll 1d4; result=1] snarks in the general direction of an enemy bishop

 

[3rd kit]

King places elite barbarians + rage

 

[solz]

Marth's down special to counter >:3

 

[3rd kit]

MEGA KNIGHT TO COUNTER EVERYTHING AAA

 

[solz]

Pikachu, I choose you

 

[sevenleaf]

king, who hasn’t moved a whole lot in the first place, super jumps back to spawn (where she still was in the first place). it’s unclear what the play here was

 

[DzNutsKong]

I switch out into Landorus-T, activating Intimidate and lowering active opponents' Attack stats by 1 stage each

 

[solz]

Solz the pawn Is now lost and confused

 

[youre_a_squib_now]

Draw four.

 

[solz]

I don't have a four Go Fish

 

[sevenleaf]

rook begins to sunder the mind of an opposing knight! this psychic attack will continue to do damage for ten turns unless the rook is compelled to take another action or it or its target is defeated.

 

[youre_a_squib_now]

I destroy the sunder's shield with a single shot, leaving it vulnerable unless it can get an assist

 

[solz]

Ink vac for protection

 

[RetroShark]

Rook AWPS for Pawn no 5 and goes for a bomb plan on B site

 

[technobyte]

I floop the pig!

 

[3rd kit]

Hog rider + ice golem at the bridge