The character(s) in the above avatar are after you. What do you do?

Slap those goggles right out of his hands and give him a good taste of Ashfeld justice. With the most versatile weapon in the world.

 

Spit out the justice and let him know its missing spices

 

*walks into this thread*

*walks out*

 

Bop him on the head with the most versatile weapon in the world. MY FIST.

 

Return with Agents S and E.
Sic them on him.

 

Break out the fire hose again

 

Break out the Ashfeld spices and give an AD MORTEM INIMICUS-style serving of calamari.

 

Let him know that "THIS IS DELICIOUS"

Then I walk off and get on with my life.

 

Idunnooo Kiss 'em~

 

I would place a pillow in her face because clearly she looks like she's lacking sleep.

And that's not healthy. I'm a Doctor.

 

Kick the door down and shout "I KNEW YOU WERE A MEDICAL DOCTOR!!!"

 

Throw a fluffy pillow at her face too

 

Blink multiple times in surprise, realize how tired I am, faceplant onto the pillow and start sleep-swimming.

 

Throw a blanket on her swim out as well.

Sleep is good, I should know, I be a doctor.

 

You're wasting time with this back and forth.

Anyway. There's going to be a lot of dodging and a lot of blocking going on here, I already know it.

 

*obnoxiously loud snoring indicating a critical lack of care*

 

Ah snap, someone beat me to the post.

 

*muffled snickering*

 

I pelt her with pillows!

 

Wake up, pull out Pillowshot, open fire.