The Promoted Game

[OnePotWonder]

The Banned Game thread is getting kind of old, so I'm making a new, positive spin on it.
Come up with any somewhat valid reason to promote the commenter above you, and give them a new title, which can be anything.

Example:

^ Is promoted to Airhead for not existing.

Let the game, begin!

 

[solz]

Is promoted to copywriter for not including a link to the original game

 

[Mp3]

is promoted to boss because cool profile picture

 

[electronvolt]

is promoted to mp4 because of technological advancements

 

[briank913]

is promoted to protonvolt because of positivity

 

[solz]

Is promoted to Perfect number kid For posting the fifth message

 

[OnePotWonder]

^ Promoted to Wizard Eternal for never leaving team wizard.

 

[How•SweeT!]

^ Promoted to Sgt. Honesty for being honest

 

[Mp3]

promoted to s rank because yes

 

[Neko :D]

^promoted to calamari because you are located in calamari county

 

[sevenleaf]

^ promoted to "Neko >:D" because i think you deserve an evil arc

 

[Neko :D]

^promoted to creative ideas director because that's a great idea!! >:D

 

[How•SweeT!]

^prompted to X rank for giving other ppl credit ;D

 

[solz]

Promoted to H king For having an H as PFP

 

[Mp3]

promoted to tower control tower because of your pronouns

 

[madt]

promoted to to executive promoter for promoting people

 

[How•SweeT!]

^promoted to sunglasses boy EX for having sunglasses in your pfp

 

[solz]

Promoted to abbreviationed For Using lots of abbreviations.