I don't have an order for mine but I have really strange reasons for mine.
All E Liters and Splat Chargers
Okay this one isn't strange, basically the same reasons everyone else has already said.
All Carbon Rollers
It's literally a piece of foam on a stick. A piece of foam on a stick that let's you run very fast. This thing is not even a practical weapon at all, yet it's main attack is whacking squids on the head and then they violently explode. It's like playing Whack-A-Mole, but with foam instead of a wooden hammer. And the squids explode and die instead of the moles being hurt and just going away. But then there's the Octobrush, a GIANT METAL BRUSH, but that takes 3 hits to kill. gg Nintendo, you know your logic.
Yes I'm saying I hate this weapon because it's illogical even though this is a game where you play as squids with Super Soakers full of paint.
Inkbrush Nouveau and Permanent Inkbrush
Moreso the Nouveau, but I hate seeing these because WHY ARE YOU USING THE WORSE OPTION AAAAHHHH, THE NOUVEAU ISN'T EVEN FUN TO JUSTIFY USING IT IN TURF WARS! Permanent only makes me mad in TW but I don't really care in ranked. (But I'll still use the original Inkbrush no matter what <3)
Both Sloshing Machines
It makes me sad that Nintendo made this so lackluster. Being able to throw ink at weird angles is cool, but the default Slosher/Slosher Deco/Soda Slosher is more practical and efficient in almost every situation. And sure, bomb rush is cool, but you wouldn't need it if your main weapon inked better and killed better in the first place.
Refurbished Mini Splatling
Same as the Inkbrushes for the most part. The other 2 Minis are so much better and they also look a lot better.
So basically I hate playing against these weapons because it annoys me when people use a weapon that has a better option. Or they make no sense in a game that already makes no sense.
Yay dumb reasons