Top Five Weapons you don't Like Going Against

[Hoenn007]

I am wondering what is everyone's Top Five. My Top Five Are:

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2
3 (Tie) Heavy and Hydra Splatlings
4
5

 

[Elecmaw]

1. Neo Luna Blaster
2. Custom Range Blaster
3. Luna Blaster
4. Blaster
5. Custom Blaster

 

[Hitzel]

Inkbrush
Octobrush
Inkbrush
Octobrush
Inkbrush

 

[SupaTim]

I suck against a competent sniper, so:
1) Eliters and
2) Splatterscopes are at the top.
3) Dynamo and
4) .96 Deco come next because they have lots of range and can randomly kill you.
5) Splattershot Jr is my final one because of bubbles. So many bubbles.

 

[Linq]

1. .96 Gal Deco
2. E-liter 3K
3. E-liter 3K Scope
4. Custom E-liter 3K
5. Custom E-liter 3K Scope

 

[Dessgeega]

1. E-liters. They outrange me.
2. Splatterscopes. Also outrange me.
3. Hydras. Noticing a trend?
4. Carbon Rollers. I'm generally not a fan of instant death.
5. Luna Blasters. And here's more of it!

 

[xXDR.SWOOCEXx]

1-5. E-liter E-liter E-liter E-liter E-liter

 

[Karonax]

1. Chargers; In a laggy environment it can be impossible to evade them since where their laser is pointing is different on their screen vs. mine.
2. Anything with Kraken/Bubbler
3. Anything with Kraken/Bubbler
4. Anything with Kraken/Bubbler
5. Anything with Kraken/Bubbler; Octobrush Nouveau is such a commital weapon that most encounters with those two specials result in death.

 

[Spiderface]

4. Carbon Rollers. I'm generally not a fan of instant death.

I <3 instant death

As an Carbon purveyor of instant death I hate:

1. TEMPERED DYNAMO
2. DYNAMO
3. GOLD DYNAMO

I HATE DYNAMOS

4. Heavy Splatling Deco
5. Hydra Splatling

 

[Nero86]

1.
2. (and its variants)
3.
4.
5.

 

[Goolloom]

1. E-liters, obviousely.
2. Splatterscope and variants
3. Range Blaster. The spacing needs to be perfect, or else I die.
4. Splattershot Pro. Same as Range Blaster.
5. and Dynamos just because of how inconsistent they are. (on the receiving end at least)

Honorable mention to the Cherry H-3, because Walls + Bubbler. Just stop tanking everything!

 

[WeirdChillFever]

Spoiler

MY MY
IN OCTO VALLEY OCTAVIO DID SURRENDER
OH YEAH.
AND I HAVE MET MY DESTINY IN QUITE A SIMILAR WAY

CAUSE THE ANGRY RANTS ON THIS BOARD
REPEAT THEMSELVES WORD FOR WORD:

DYNAMO.
I WAS DEFEATED BY GIANT RANGE
DYNAMO
I PROMISE THAT MY HATE WILL NEVER CHANGE.
DYNAMO.
I COULDN'T ESCAPE IF I WANTED TO.
DYNAMO.
KNOWING MY FATE IS TO TRADE WITH YOU

DYNAMO
I'M AGAIN AND AGAIN FACING DYNAMO
DYNAMO
KNOWING MY FATE IS TO LOSE TO YOU

MY MY
I TRIED TO GET SOME TURF BACK BUT YOU'RE STRONGER
AND NOW IT SEEMS MY ONLY CHANCE IS GIVING UP THE FIGHT
NO MATTER WHICH WEAPON I CHOOSE
I ALWAYS RANK DOWN WHEN I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

DYNAMO.
I WAS DEFEATED BY GIANT RANGE
DYNAMO
I PROMISE THAT MY HATE WILL NEVER CHANGE.
DYNAMO.
I COULDN'T ESCAPE IF I WANTED TO.
DYNAMO.
KNOWING MY FATE IS TO TRADE WITH YOU
DYNAMO
I'M AGAIN AND AGAIN FACING DYNAMO
DYNAMO
KNOWING MY FATE IS TO LOSE TO YOU

I DON'T KNOW WHERE DON'T KNOW WHEN.
BUT HERE COMES THE ECHO AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN.

I hate Dynamos

You could say they're my....

Waterloo.

 

[Thebluehero]

I can't think of five, but (ironically), the Inkbrush's worst nightmare in my experience are rollers.

 

[Inkling Ash]

I hate ,,,,and . I hate fast killing weapons, weapons with bubbles, bubbles being activated, and deaths because of bubbles.

 

[Lonely_Dolphin]

I only have one, Dynamo's man, sometimes I gotta work so hard and play it so safe to kill them without dying in the process!

 

[PK21]

I don't have an order for mine but I have really strange reasons for mine.

All E Liters and Splat Chargers
Okay this one isn't strange, basically the same reasons everyone else has already said.

All Carbon Rollers
It's literally a piece of foam on a stick. A piece of foam on a stick that let's you run very fast. This thing is not even a practical weapon at all, yet it's main attack is whacking squids on the head and then they violently explode. It's like playing Whack-A-Mole, but with foam instead of a wooden hammer. And the squids explode and die instead of the moles being hurt and just going away. But then there's the Octobrush, a GIANT METAL BRUSH, but that takes 3 hits to kill. gg Nintendo, you know your logic.
Yes I'm saying I hate this weapon because it's illogical even though this is a game where you play as squids with Super Soakers full of paint.

Inkbrush Nouveau and Permanent Inkbrush
Moreso the Nouveau, but I hate seeing these because WHY ARE YOU USING THE WORSE OPTION AAAAHHHH, THE NOUVEAU ISN'T EVEN FUN TO JUSTIFY USING IT IN TURF WARS! Permanent only makes me mad in TW but I don't really care in ranked. (But I'll still use the original Inkbrush no matter what <3)

Both Sloshing Machines
It makes me sad that Nintendo made this so lackluster. Being able to throw ink at weird angles is cool, but the default Slosher/Slosher Deco/Soda Slosher is more practical and efficient in almost every situation. And sure, bomb rush is cool, but you wouldn't need it if your main weapon inked better and killed better in the first place.

Refurbished Mini Splatling
Same as the Inkbrushes for the most part. The other 2 Minis are so much better and they also look a lot better.

So basically I hate playing against these weapons because it annoys me when people use a weapon that has a better option. Or they make no sense in a game that already makes no sense.

Yay dumb reasons

 

[Hoenn007]

My revised Top Five:

1) Charger Class Weapons
2) Roller Class Weapons, especially Dynamos
3 Tie) Splatlings and Blasters
4) Gal Series
5 Tie) Brush and Shosher Class Weapons



Main Weapons:
Secondary Weapons:


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[ShinyTogetic]

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[ϛ(°³°)/`]

Completely unsurprisingly, I'd have to go with

1) E-Litre and variants
2) Splat Charger and variants
3) Carbon rollers
4) Dynamo rollers
5) .52 gal

I absolutely cannot stand being insta-splatted, and the .52 fires fast enough that it may as well be one too. Blasters get a pass because a direct hit is actually pretty difficult while both people are moving, and their range isn't fantastic. It's like a friggen jump scare every time.

I'm starting to feel a little sorry for the people I direct-hit with the rapid blaster, because 80% of the time it's a one hit KO. 'Dis damage up though.

 

[Zero Meddler]

1) E-Liters
Seriously, these are the bane of my existence!

2) Dynamo Rollers
Same with these things!

3) Blasters
Annoying

4) Tentatek/OctoShot
Honestly, you just see these EVERYWHERE. It's kinda dumb... and annoying.

5) Carbon Roller/ Krak-on
Though I main one myself, Carbon Rollers have been more popular than before and thus been more annoying to deal with.
As for the Krak-On, like the Tentatek/Octochot, I see these SO much and it's annoying when you're about to land the last hit and "PANIC KRAKEN"!

Huh... I think I can say that I find the weapons kinda annoying to deal with. Okay, I'll stop saying annoying. Wait... I did it again. Crap! I'm being annoying. DANG IT!