Welcome to the Salty Spitoon

[pokeblock300]

I can't believe nobody's made this yet... here goes.
Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. You must be the toughest of the tough to get in to this fine dining establishment. And how do you prove it, may I ask? Simply tell us how tough you are and we'll instantly believe you.

... basically, you're just writing silly reasons as to why you're tough. For example, "I played through all of Ninja Gaiden on one life," or the classic "I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast. Without any milk." And here's where the fun part comes in. The person that comments next judges if you should be allowed into the Salty Spitoon or not, based on how tough you are.

TL;DR: Say how tough you are, the person below you judges how tough you actually are.
I'll start...
I'm so tough, I drank orange juice after brushing my teeth.

 

[IsmaR]

I'm so tough, I'm actually the leader of the Salty Splatoon.

 

[Pteropine]

How tough am I? I once got into a bike accident when I was 9 and only cried for the rest of my life because it broke my front teeth! *crying*

 

[Rustic]

I'm so tough, I fight with huge polycarbonate swords and only nearly lost an eye.
Both peeps above are really tough, I'll probably lose my eye with them.

 

[Wrog]

I'm so tough that I stubbed my toe

And I only cried for 2 hours.

 

[pokeblock300]

Oh, uh... go right on in, sir.

I'm so tough, I survived the Death Star explosion while in the middle of the thing.

 

[Pteropine]

How tough am I? I Broke my favorite shoes today... and I only hated my life for like 30-45 minutes... (Anyone suggest glue for shoes? I need to buy some glue but don't know what type of glue to get!? HELP)

 

[BlueDogXL]

^ Nah.

I'm so tough I camp at the opposing team's spawn.

 

[Newtonjar]

How tough am I, how tough am I? I rode a horse... without any saddle.

 

[Pteropine]

How tough am I!?
My brother broke my 30 dollar 3DS XL case and I only complained for about 24 hours!

 

[pokeblock300]

Oh, uh... come right in, miss.
This thread got revived and I didn't talk about it for a whole half hour. It was hard.

 

[ChibiDubtalia]

You may enter.

I'm so tough that I deleted system 32. And I LOVED it.

 

[Wrog]

I'm so manly and tough I think I know how to car

 

[Pteropine]

HOW TOUGH AM I?
I spent 10 hours at work (first time working ever) and I didn't complain even if dish washing is the grossest ****ing thing ever

 

[Ink Gunner Emily]

I'm so tough that Octolings run from me.

 

[Dolphoshi]

come on in though you may scare sally
I'm so tough I never game over on the single campaign

 

[Topazrekerboy]

Ok many others did but sure come in.

I'm so tough I played a round in tower control only with the Splattershot and all the clothing you started with and no added slots

 

[BlackZero]

I done wrassled with an alligator,
I done tussled with a whale.
I handcuffed lightning 'n throwed thunda in jail.
Just last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick.
I'm so mean I make medicine sick.

 

[DekuKitty]

How tough am I? I watched the entirety of the Legend of Zelda Cartoon, and all the cutsceens in the Zelda CDI games, and survived.

 

[Drew]

Oh my, you're incredibly tough. Come right in!


I'm so tough, all my partners in Ranked got disconnected and I STILL won.