What Could be the Worst Possible Splatfest Theme?

[Flareth]

This is kinda outdated (unless the latter actually comes to pass, which it won't), and @PrinceOfKoopas kinda beat me to it, but it popped into my mind yesterday and I thought it was perfect:

Brexit vs. Trump's Wall? Which is the more nationalist/fascist (and therefore more terrible)?

 

[RoccoSquid]

Sub vs Dub

 

[FirestormNeos]

Battleborn Vs. Lawbreakers

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Inkling Girl (orange) vs Inkling Boy (blue).
Mario (presumably hot pink, lel) vs Luigi (green).
This year's World Series (Cubs/Nats/Mets/Giants vs. Sox/Sox/O's/Mariners... or sth like that)
Brains vs Brawn
Wheel of Fortune (green) vs Jeopardy (blue)
Fire Flower vs Super Leaf
Daytime vs Nighttime
Karts vs Bikes
Hockey vs Basketball
Pens vs Pencils
Galaxy vs iPhone
Chargers vs Rollers
Lefty vs Righty

Inkling Girl
Weege (probably)
Don't care about that one
Brains
Jeopardy (I love Jeopardy)
Super Leaf
Nighttime
Bikes
Hockey (not a sports person but)
Pencils
iPhone
Rollers
Righty

Anyway

Hotel v Apartment

And the dress was always black and blue for me