What Could be the Worst Possible Splatfest Theme?

[v0idStrike_squid-kid]

What would be the most boring, lame, or uncool Fest theme?

I have plenty of ideas:
-Better MLG Snack? Doritos vs Mountain Dew
-Better US Presidential Candidate? Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton
-Favorite thing that goes in the toilet? Poop vs Pee
-What should happen in the next Smash update? Nerf Greninja a little vs Nerf Greninja a lot
-What do you like more? Diarrhea vs Constipation
-Better Race? Black vs White
-Are you a boy or a girl? Yes vs No
-Better shooter game? Cod vs Splatoon
-Which is true about shorts? I like them vs they're comfy and easy to wear

Any other themes you DO NOT wanna see? Let me know :-D

 

[Spiderface]

Trump vs Bernie (Can you imagine the salt/squidbagging/spawn camping/trolling?!)

Chargers vs everyone else with just Moray as the map xD

Oh and I can't decide if "squidbagging is awesome vs squidbagging sucks" would be hilarious or terrible.

 

[NovaScienceNever]

???? vs. ????, where there is nothing differentiating the two teams and there are no team colors. It's the ultimate skillfest.

 

[v0idStrike_squid-kid]

Lol, I was thinking of putting:
"What do you do in battle?" Squidparty vs Actually play the game.

But I forgot to :-O

 

[v0idStrike_squid-kid]

If there was a X weapon Vs X weapon fest, team members should be required to use the weapon the picked, don't you think?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Splatoon vs. SPLATATATATATATATATA SPLATOOOOOON

 

[ShinyGirafarig]

Root Canal vs Kidney Stone

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

What are those? Vs Damn Daniel

 

[v0idStrike_squid-kid]

Sorry if this offends people:
Best way to die? Homocide vs Suicide

 

[R2D221]

???? vs. ????

 

[R2D221]

Which is true about shorts?

NOTHING, I WANT PANTS IN SPLATOON!

 

[Flareth]

Intelligent Design vs. Evolution.

Rage Comics vs. LOLCats

Circumcision: Yay or Nay?

Objectivism vs... its opposite, whatever that is.

Melee vs. Brawl/Smash 4/PM

PS4 vs. Xbox One

Left Ear vs. Right Ear

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Work vs School

 

[v0idStrike_squid-kid]

Smash vs Splatoon. People would obviously vote Splatoon, because that's what they are playing?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Smash vs Splatoon. People would obviously vote Splatoon, because that's what they are playing?

http://squidboards.com/threads/up-vs-down-version-4-smash-bros-vs-splatoon.23633/page-2#post-169407 You sure 'bout that?

 

[Cake or Death]

-Favorite thing that goes in the toilet? Poop vs Pee

I'm so done right now, haha!

 

[Leronne]

Intelligent Design vs. Evolution

i'd honestly like this splatfest. It's a bit of a controversial topic sure, but always an interesting topic of debate (or two people screaming at each other).

 

[blu]

Cops vs Robbers. The latter would not stand a chance (or maybe the will!)

 

[ReeSquidGig]

Water vs fire! I wouldn't even vote on this one.

 

[ReeSquidGig]

Lazers vs Boobytraps (If you're trying to disarm an alarm)