What do you think the chips taste like?

[Ratatoonie]

Pearl keeps complaining about how the vending machine has “no snacks” while I’m over here tasting the chips…

 

[a hot mess]

 

[Tereox]

I think the chips would be very crunchy

 

[neonscreenlight]

the colour chips look like they're made out of pure plastic to me, tbh

 

[youre_a_squib_now]

but what if it was clear plastic with some sort of liquid inside
and you broke it open and tasted it

 

[TOD13]

fruit-flavored maybe? something like
POWER: strawberry/watermelon
SUPPORT: grape? though grape candy isn't usually colored that shade of purple, so who knows?
RANGE: orange/mango
MOBILITY: blue raspberry
LUCKY: definitely lemon
DRONE: cotton candy, this one is an exception because there is no fruit on earth colored like pool water.

 

[a hot mess]

cupebumebr

 

[Hokuto]

I'm currently most inclined to agree with TOD13 here, with the caveat that every chip tastes noticeably artificial. From the "lemon," for example, I imagine less zest and more sour belt. (I don't actually know what a sour belt tastes like.) Maybe the chips on the edges have traces of adjacent flavors, like Mobile Ink Recovery (Mobility) containing a bit of artificial grape. And regarding the crunch, more brittle sugar crunch than crispy fried crunch.

 

[2bdamned]

u know when people make like “edible crystal candy”? i feel like they would have that kind of texture if you were able to eat them. kind of crunchy on the outside and gummy on the inside. or they just taste like plastic LOL. but i love the flavour ideas from TOD13 tbh!! they sound yummy…

 

[Lisku]

power: cherry (specifically the cherry flavor from the icy)
Lucky: sour apple
range: citrus orange
mobility: blue raspberry
support: grape
drone: snow cone

not my photo

 

[a hot mess]

so yall just eating color chips now? back in my day we ate power eggs. but i get it. you youth are so far gone. what a shame.

 

[Lisku]

so yall just eating color chips now? back in my day we ate power eggs. but i get it. you youth are so far gone. what a shame.

bro, I’ve seen you saying “gyatt skibidi rizz amongus” on SEVERAL occasions

 

[Tereox]

Maybe the luck chips are a wildcard? Kinda like those jelly beans? You get a random flavour and you'll just have to live with what it turns out to be XD

 

[youre_a_squib_now]

but what if it was clear plastic with some sort of liquid inside
and you broke it open and tasted it

ooh maybe the liquid is like the inside of those gummies that had stuff inside them
you know, these (ignore the text)

and the outside could be beeswax or something idk
or it's plastic-y and you have to break it open

 

[a hot mess]

bro, I’ve seen you saying “gyatt skibidi rizz amongus” on SEVERAL occasions

ITS NOT MY FAULT IM IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH THE THE IMPOSTER FROM AMONGUS

 

[a hot mess]

i guess yall werent ready for the sigma style

 

[OnePotWonder]

I imagine that color chips are incredibly hard with a chalky consistency, and come in 18 unique flavours:
Power tone A (Ink Damage): Strawberry
Power tone B (Main Firing Speed): Watermelon
Power tone C (Main Damage (Close)): Cherry
Support tone A (Ink Recovery Rate): Grape
Support tone B (Sticky Ink): Fruit Punch
Support tone C (Shot-Spread Reduction): Blackberry
Range tone A (Main Range): Peach
Range tone B (Main Ink Coverage): Passionfruit
Range tone C (Special Charge Up): Orange
Mobility tone A (Swim Speed Up): Blue Raspberry
Mobility tone B (Rush Attack): Energy Drink
Mobility tone C (Mobile Special Charge): Blueberry
Lucky tone A (Armor Drop): Lemon
Lucky tone B (Drone-Battery Drop): Lime
Lucky tone C (Lucky Chain Window): Green Apple
Drone tone A (Drone Splat Bomb): Cotton Candy
Drone tone B (Drone Ink Mine): Bubblegum
Drone tone C (Drone-Gauge Charge): Mint

I do not spend too much time thinking about stuff like this, I swear!

 

[a hot mess]

damn, i gotta start eating drone tone a and mobility tone a then.

 

[carbonatedpixelz]

you know those crystal candies?? those ones from tiktok. i would say they taste like those and the favor depends on the color of the chip.

 

[a hot mess]

i think they're flavored like
Power tone A (Ink Damage): Lychee (sweet with a slight hint of green grapes)
Power tone B (Main Firing Speed): Pitaya (Pear and Kiwi-Like)
Power tone C (Main Damage (Close)): Rambutan (sweet and a slight hint of fruit)
Support tone A (Ink Recovery Rate): Mangosteen (peach-like and sweet)
Support tone B (Sticky Ink): Ube (sweet and nutty)
Support tone C (Shot-Spread Reduction): Akebi (mildly sweet but fruity)
Range tone A (Main Range): Papaya (mildly sweet)
Range tone B (Main Ink Coverage): Nashi Pear (apple-like)
Range tone C (Special Charge Up): Persimmon (super sweet)
Mobility tone A (Swim Speed Up): Ramune (fizzy)
Mobility tone B (Rush Attack): Major Jenkins Palm Fruit (sausage flavored)
Mobility tone C (Mobile Special Charge): Soda (like fizzy water)
Lucky tone A (Armor Drop): Star Fruit (sweet-sour and fruity)
Lucky tone B (Drone-Battery Drop): Yuzu (sugary)
Lucky tone C (Lucky Chain Window): Bitter Melon (kinda like adult cough syrup)
Drone tone A (Drone Splat Bomb): Matcha (mildly sweet, milky and herbal)
Drone tone B (Drone Ink Mine): Guava (fig-like)
Drone tone C (Drone-Gauge Charge): Bamboo (savory with a bit of zest)

and they have a thin plastic consistency with a chemical aftertaste, and they have juice inside. the flavor is more evident in the patterns on the chips (like the rings in the lucky tone chips)