You Know You're Obsessed When...

[RadioactiveMoth]

They're kids, you sicko. (And squids)

Well, they're all at least 14, which is a legal age in many areas, so it isn't illegal. Though some may find it questionable.

 

[CodyMKW]

I play the game so much I lose track of time and I use an Annie or Squid Girl avatar on all forums,twitter,facebook,skype, and xat chats

 

[lightdasher]

They're kids, you sicko. (And squids)

They are not goats, lies!

 

[Wrog]

They're kids, you sicko. (And squids)

Kids are the minimum age.

 

[Alus]

*loads page*

Drawn lots of yuri and incestial pornography of Splatoon girls.

No I will not link you to them

Wow, this is the direction we are going to go?

Kids are the minimum age.

Prove it.

 

[Wrog]

*loads page*



Wow, this is the direction we are going to go?


Prove it.

It says they get full control then. Not that they have to be that age. They can be older.

 

[ILikeKirbys]

... I reached Level 20 in like 3 days and haven't put it down since I got it, got the Inkling Boy & Girl Amiibos (am looking for Squid, sure I'll find it soon), and actually joined a forum (this one) and started posting instead of just lurking like I always do.

If there was a death match I would LOVE SPLATOON SO MUCH

I'm only really good at getting kills :p

Same here. A deathmatch mode would certainly be interesting, yeah. Walleye feels like a deathmatch all the time, given how often I get splatted.
Seriously though, why isn't there a deathmatch of any kind? It seems like a logical thing to add, being like the polar opposite of Turf War (in that inking everything would be secondary to getting splats).

It says they get full control then. Not that they have to be that age. They can be older.

This is true. Callie and Marie look like they could be older, and I highly doubt Captain Cuttlefish is 14.

 

[missingno]

Deathmatch might be a bit too direct and aggressive for Nintendo, I don't think they want this to be that type of game. Also, when you have a mechanic that literally turns you invisible for as long as you want, it'd be way too easy to get a lead and camp. Splat Zones already manages to make killing a central focus in order to complete the objective without having it literally be the objective, and I think that's a much better approach for a game like this.

 

[ILikeKirbys]

Deathmatch might be a bit too direct and aggressive for Nintendo, I don't think they want this to be that type of game. Also, when you have a mechanic that literally turns you invisible for as long as you want, it'd be way too easy to get a lead and camp. Splat Zones already manages to make killing a central focus in order to complete the objective without having it literally be the objective, and I think that's a much better approach for a game like this.

Ah, you're right. Between the ease of spawncamping on most stages (all except Saltspray and maybe Arowana, am I right?) and Splat Zones doing a good job of making splats feel more important, a deathmatch mode would be kinda unnecessary.
And yeah, Nintendo seems like they don't want this to be too kill-focused like that.

 

[tokyodown]

Someone spilled some paint and instinctually tried to jump into it...

DID NOT END WELL

 

[Kikaioh]

I'll say something like "this next one will be the last match". And then I check the clock again and it's an hour later.

 

[Wrog]

Deathmatch might be a bit too direct and aggressive for Nintendo, I don't think they want this to be that type of game. Also, when you have a mechanic that literally turns you invisible for as long as you want, it'd be way too easy to get a lead and camp. Splat Zones already manages to make killing a central focus in order to complete the objective without having it literally be the objective, and I think that's a much better approach for a game like this.

True, but the best game mode ever would be Turf War on a completely flat map.
You can't even argue it'd be the stupidest thing ever and it would be amazing.

 

[Marraphy]

I'm not even kidding, most of my dreams lately have just been me repeatedly inking things. I wish they would stop tbh

 

[Alus]

True, but the best game mode ever would be Turf War on a completely flat map.
You can't even argue it'd be the stupidest thing ever and it would be amazing.

Or at least on a really small map like the plaza or something. Something as far away from competitive as you can get. That no one should take seriously.

It's healthy to not be struggling all the time.

 

[Chaozrush21]

Drawn lots of yuri and incestial pornography of Splatoon girls.

No I will not link you to them

Sauce? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[tokyodown]

I sweep floors at my work and that has now turned into a turf war match between me and my other coworker.

 

[itisRag]

The first couple nights I was having dreams about the game.

 

[StayPuft]

Splatoon is the only game that I've had the Gamepad almost die whilst playing...

 

[Superjustinbros]

I can't play Doom anymore without imagining the characters as Splatoon characters.
SplaDoom, anyone?

 

[Alus]

When you're wondering what the above post is doing playing doom instead of splatoon.