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forgot to post this yesterday but i got this neat X battle win streak.

im actually starting to consider clams as my favorite ranked mode now...

They should give reefslider effectively the same buff as splashdown
just make it faster

At first, it was a bad idea. Then, it turned out to be the best idea :D

WHAT EVEN WAS THAT

this is merlin. he works as a dishwasher to support his twin sister. he is a minor under 16 and therefore cannot work full-time in massachusetts, but he does what he can.

womp womp

I don't think it should be in there.

Remember, both pets and video-games in the Splatoon world are different from pets and video-games in real life.

Hey, If Someone is named Gloomy...

I can't stop thinking about that "sploosh is a better carbon" hot take. At first I completely disagreed but like the more I think about it... maybe it's true?

Main weapon wise by the way

Saw like hundreds of tetras yesterday. At the aquarium, lol.

Also saw a very shy octopus and watched it for ten minutes until it crawled out for a few seconds and then hid again. still very cool and worth it.

Second best part was watching the rays. They were so graceful, like they were flying through the water. Worth the two hour trip out there. And I brought back a tiny snowglobe with an octopus figure in it :>

I have been making a tier list of which weapons I main every month for about 5 months now thought I might start posting them here
This is the current list
(The tier titles are normally not this unhinged I promise)

team's going great so far, i just went on a minecraft server with one of them, got killed by them multiple times, which eventually snowballed into us intruding on multiple people while wearing my head and continuously saying "it me neon light" with the voice chat mod. it was the time of my life really

I don't understand, I'm playing pencil, but I keep getting the #1 Popular Target award! What's going on??

;)

I'm sure you've heard about this by now but I find it funny that on the exact same day you make that Zones post in the hot takes thread, this happens lmao

Reposting my ideas for my own SFM projects as some sort of checklist:

General Anemone in his office.

Kelp trying to know what gift to give to her boyfriend Coral.

Ocean cooking up a delicious recipe that she came up with.

Clam defeating a group of delinquent Inklings who tried to start trouble with him.

Coral playing a co-op game with his brother Clam.

Shark's bio image

Dolphin's bio image

Yeah! Gold Toni Kensa badge!!!
And EVP 200 in Marooner’s Bay.

Sup

average open comp (we won bc built different)