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I LIKE THE EIGHT BALL LEVELS IN OCTO EXPANSION
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Angle shooter pierces squid roll armor.

I repeat: angle shooter pierces squid roll armor.

This is a groundbreaking discovery

I was looking through foil flingza builds on sendou ink and one of them is literally called "goodbye special spam, hello ableism" and that's such perfect description I can't

Man, I'm really loving Side Order, just having a fun replayable mode to chill in for a run or two when I'm not in the mood for multiplayer is so cool

It kind of reminds me of when I was younger, when I kept replaying both splatoon 2 campaigns over and over despite having already completed everything. Am I the only one that did that? I would have been so addicted to this haha

The atmosphere is so relaxing too

I swear the recycled brella is taking me on an emotional rollercoaster, from "wait, that's it?? oh god" in the reveal trailer, to "brella deals damage??? BROKEN WEAPON" in the demo videos, to "are you serious the shield has 100 HP??? It's joever", to "oh god what am I supposed to do" when trying it out, to "wait this thing is actually fun??" after like 20 games. I can't do this anymore

After seven thousand years, I finally got an account on sendou ink hehe

Nintendo you don't understand, if I don't reach top 500 in rainmaker before the end of the season, uhhh, the world will end!!! We're all gonna die!!! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SERVER MAINTENANCE I NEED TO PLAY THIS ROTATION

Why is squiffer the only weapon that has like, a cultish fanbase?? These squiffer mains are crazy, they do not stop.
What is it with squiffer? Did they go mad from jumping everywhere? Do they have like, squiffer exclusive after hours we aren't invited to? Is the squiffer made of weed???

I love how in X rank everyone's locked in, it's intense, it's a battle to the death.

And then the instant someone disconnects in the first minute both teams immediately start goofing around and you realize everyone is just really silly

Can we as a society acknowledge that we need some version of the pearl drone in multiplayer to glide through the air? That would be SO fun, and I can't even think of any downside

I don't hate the minimum X power gains/losses being changed but man the emotional whiplash of going from 2300 to 2100 to 2400 in a single rotation is unrivaled

Calling it now, this patch will buff both the new specials, heavy splatling, octobrush, dapple dualies, explosher, and make pencil 210p.
I have no explanation for this, call it a weird hunch I guess

Man today is easily the most disappointing day for new kits... I was so hopeful but oh well, at least the new dread seems okay but it could have been so cool