Grushi

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  • Grushi
    Everyone, I'm losing it. Manta zones, last game of the rotation, 1-1 series. We get a lead of 50 but can't manage to get the advantage again. We get wiped, 20 ticks left for the enemy.
    One of my teammates booyahs, "lmao gg u sux lol" or whatever. I decide to go left side this time, one tick left, I BARELY hold their zone on time and get a kill, my team manages to catch the enemies right side, we get the advantage.
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    Grushi
    Grushi
    I go on their street, pop zooka (bold decision in retrospect but ok), somehow get TWO (nice special), we're scoring but we have to go back to zone. I get a risky one shot on the edit (I was telling myself "I need to hit this" right before too), and we manage to outpaint them in a 2v3 and win in overtime.

    Needless to say, I DON’T WANT TO HEAR ANY OF Y'ALL BOOYAHING WHEN WE’RE LOSING EVER AGAIN
    Grushi
    Grushi gushes about tent, entry #1374:

    I love how even though I'm well past 5-starring both tents, I’m still learning new techniques
    Like recently, I've been launching my shield at ledges to stop it from moving in some 1v1s, it's way harder to shoot you down like that. It's also really effective against splash wall weapons

    It feels so cool implementing these in my games and catching people off guard
    Grushi
    EVERYONE SHUT UP
    There are baby snails in my flower pot.

    Baby snails. In my flower pot.
    This is the greatest day of my life, they're so tiny
    Grushi
    normal players:
    "Oh they have stamp? pfffft lmao nice special, try using it, go on we'll see how that goes lol"

    tent players:
    "Oh god they have stamp."
    Grushi
    I went back to splatoon after a small break, only to play X battles and get essentially obliterated by a 96 gal deco I fought over and over. I lost about 80 points, I'm taking another break :')
    ThestralZ
    ThestralZ
    You're like that Squidward meme with the chair
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    Aiko.Octo
    Aiko.Octo
    Aww D: X battles always sound so nerve-wracking
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    Grushi
    Weird confession: every time my inkling does the... shivering noises? when recovering a lot of damage in ink, my heart shatters. It's like hearing a dog crying, I can't handle it. Everytime I basically go
    NOOO BABY SHHHH ITS OKAY, YOU'RE OKAY SHHHH IT'S GONNA BE FINE

    ... am I weird?
    Grushi
    Wait a minute I just realised those wacky korean comps from world champs were literally the Squidboards comp™. Those would be our dumb comps if we participated lmao

    Like they had machine from isaac, dapples nouveau from a pre-divorce catalyst, junior from masked katz, tent from yours truly, and tetra from whichever tetra main was available that day lol

    I can't believe we didn't root for Korea actually :')
    Grushi
    I love how overall we have a good variety of mains on this site, everyone seems to specialize in a different weapon, but for some reason we got a bunch of tetra dualies and hydra splatling mains SPECIFICALLY.

    Like not splattershot mains, or wiper mains, or 52 gals or whatever, no. Tetra and Hydra, nothing else
    Grushi
    "Oh god we have TRIPLE BEAKON, vcarbon and no retake, this might be doomed.
    Okay they get pop... wait. WHY ARE WE GRABBING. WHY ARE WE GRABB- Oh. OH they're two down?? Wait we can push this no way.
    Oh huge stagger, big points BIG POINTS LET'S G-

    Wow."
    Grushi
    You have no idea how happy I am that kraken cheese is GONE LESSGOOOO

    I unironically can't wait to watch the mode getting played in comp now without seeing the most unentertaining strategy ever. I like the patch overall, I think it's decent, but this change alone makes it so worth it thank god. And people won't use it in solo now! Giant W
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    MandatoryCatalyst
    MandatoryCatalyst
    I won't miss Kraken cheese and I'm glad for the change, but I will say I will miss making absolutely terrible superjumps to Krakens that have pushed WAY too far into enemy base </3 I love making bad decisions </3
    Grushi
    Grushi
    MandatoryCatalyst
    MandatoryCatalyst
    Not even gonna lie I have to run Drop Roller whenever I play non-Dualies because I'm so used to dodge rolls on landing that I will literally feed for an entire game long because I keep forgetting that "Jump to the furthest possible player" is Maybe Not A Good Strategy. I mean it wasn't good with Dualies either but AT LEAST it's more survivable LMAO
    Grushi
    I just learned that the teams had NO VOICE CHAT in Koshien like what, plus they could hear the announcers too. What was Nintendo even thinking there?

    Apparently it's causing a bit of a controversy in Japan, plus it also means that the jp team qualified for worlds was decided on turf war only, so if your team's insane at turf but terrible elsewhere you still got qualified. That's... kind of dumb
    Aiko.Octo
    Aiko.Octo
    what.......... what are they thinking!?
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    cipsbsndj
    cipsbsndj
    I’ve heard a suggestion that Nintendo should add two extra teams, a Japan team that qualified via an all-modes tourney, and also adding Latin America as a region to round to a total of 8-teams
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    Grushi
    Grushi
    @cipsbsndj Yes please! I think that's the perfect compromise + more worldwide rep
    Grushi
    Guys I HAVE to share this.
    I never uploaded anything to youtube before but this. This was too much, I died laughing when I realized what happened at the end, it took me a solid 2 seconds to realize it
    Grushi
    I'm currently making a draft for a giant post and I swear I feel like I'm writing a goddamn essay, this is getting out of hand
    Grushi
    If and I mean IF we somehow get a third kits announcement tomorrow I really hope the weapons that got kensa kits in s2 will still get a third kit even if it's not from kensa

    Or we could also, y'know, get third kits for every weapon? Sure sounds nice, but let's not be too hopeful now shall we
    Grushi
    I'm kind of surprised the hong kong (edit: whoops it's the korean team) team's using tent in turf war, I think it's pretty weak in that mode. It's so... ignorable when it doesn't have an objective to influence imo

    But then again they're also using dapples nouveau, so maybe they're cooking idk
    Grushi
    I just played an X battle where I got matched against a pencil with a meta build (LDE+special charge up/power up), while my team got stuck with a vcharger, with respawn punisher and TWO MAINS OF INTENSIFY ACTION

    And we won
    Never judge appearances
    ThestralZ
    ThestralZ
    How'd you do in that match?
    Grushi
    Grushi
    I went 8-9, so that certainly wasn't my proudest performance. But to be fair it was bluefin clams, and it's not that hard to prevent the enemy team from getting on your plat for like 3 minutes on this stage. We won by the skin of our teeth
    Our inkbrush nouveau lowkey carried with 16-9 there
    Grushi
    Fun fact, I got Gem from squid school to wear a cat hoodie on stream one day and I'm still verrry prrroud of it to this day :3
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