Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Dragonuto]

I'd Eat your Dog.

What friend do you not want need? Toilet, Cage, Rio or Bag!

 

[Wrog]

ok please stop being completely random. Also Rio.

If I ate all the McNuggets, would you be mad or impressed?

 

[Wrog]

whoops double post ignore this

 

[Cuddlefish]

Disgusted.

Would you like to see Britannia rule again, my friend?

 

[Rom-Steïn]

I don't care, I'm french.

Why are you calling me friend ?

 

[MissingNumbers]

Because you didn't want me to call you 'buddy'.

What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Larkison]

Bubsy the Bobcat in 3D.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

 

[Dragonuto]

Because I ate him.

Why didn't my pet Alligator eat a roll of tape?

 

[Rom-Steïn]

Because he prefered to eat you instead.

Why do you have an Alligator ?

 

[Pteropine]

I owned an alligator named Wally but he died (THIS IS ACTUALLY TRU BITE ME)

Why am I so swaggie?

 

[Cuddlefish]

Because you're a Klefki.

All the lonely people, where do they all belong?

 

[Larkison]

Stuck to a katamari to so as to create a new Lonely Planet!

Can life be a hurricane here in Duckburg?

 

[Cuddlefish]

It's a duck-blur.

Are you, are you comin' to the tree?

 

[itisRag]

I would not, could not in a tree. Not in a car! You let me be.

Could you, would you on a train?

 

[Wrog]

no i would not, wrog I am

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

 

[Rom-Steïn]

Well, if the chuck's name is Norris, then you're pretty much scewed.

Who can think of an even worse pun ?

 

[Marigi174]

No.

And the game of the year award goes to...

 

[itisRag]

nicki minaj

How do I friend a tweet on the myface?

 

[Wrog]

google it

who even uses google? #BingMasterRace

 

[Xadus]

Let me google that for you

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