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Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Reila, May 31, 2015.

  1. Dragonuto

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    I'd Eat your Dog.

    What friend do you not want need? Toilet, Cage, Rio or Bag!
     
  2. Wrog

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    ok please stop being completely random. Also Rio.

    If I ate all the McNuggets, would you be mad or impressed?
     
  3. Wrog

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    whoops double post ignore this
     
  4. Cuddlefish

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    Disgusted.

    Would you like to see Britannia rule again, my friend?
     
  5. Rom-Steïn

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    I don't care, I'm french.

    Why are you calling me friend ?
     
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    Because you didn't want me to call you 'buddy'.

    What could possibly go wrong?
     
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    Bubsy the Bobcat in 3D.

    Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?
     
  8. Dragonuto

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    Because I ate him.

    Why didn't my pet Alligator eat a roll of tape?
     
  9. Rom-Steïn

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    Because he prefered to eat you instead.

    Why do you have an Alligator ?
     
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    I owned an alligator named Wally but he died (THIS IS ACTUALLY TRU BITE ME)

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    Because you're a Klefki.

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    Stuck to a katamari to so as to create a new Lonely Planet!

    Can life be a hurricane here in Duckburg?
     
  13. Cuddlefish

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    It's a duck-blur.

    Are you, are you comin' to the tree?
     
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    I would not, could not in a tree. Not in a car! You let me be.

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  15. Wrog

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    no i would not, wrog I am

    how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
     
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    Well, if the chuck's name is Norris, then you're pretty much scewed.

    Who can think of an even worse pun ?
     
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    No.

    And the game of the year award goes to...
     
  18. itisRag

    itisRag friendly neighborhood rag

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    nicki minaj

    How do I friend a tweet on the myface?
     
  19. Wrog

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    google it

    who even uses google? #BingMasterRace
     
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    Let me google that for you

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