Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Achamo]

What does the squid say?

"Are you a boy?
or
Are you a girl? "

 

[Cliff]

I'm a guy, but people on SmashBoards often might think I'm a girl until they check my profile.

Where did I put that box of crackers?

 

[Ink Gunner Emily]

Oh, here they are! They were hiding in the break room next to the giant box of Frosted Mini-Wheats!

Where is the batteries for my Wii Motion Plus?

 

[Blast]

IDK EITHER MY SCIENTIFIC CALCULATOR IS ABOUT TO DIE TOO D:

Why is Marie the best girl in Splatoon? >w>

 

[MissingNumbers]

Because she pretty much has no competition.

What will you do for a Klondike bar?

 

[Blast]

Because she pretty much has no competition.

S A V A G E

If I really wanted one I'd probably have to go fly to the US because they don't sell them here ;;

Why are you currently not doing your homework? You slacker >_>

 

[Cliff]

I don't have much homework this weekend

Where's my coffee?

 

[Rom-Steïn]

I drank it <_<

Mind driking tea instead ?

 

[Lester Roquefort]

No, only wimps drink tea!

Why is the dog in this picture so horrified?

 

[Ink Gunner Emily]

Because you decided to shove a suppository up it's anus.

Do you like bacon?

 

[Cliff]

Sure do. Me being part Canadian, I've had my share of circle cut bacon, but I prefer American served bacon.

Do you think the Packers will win their next game?

 

[Marigi174]

Who are the Packers?

Are transformers robots or vehichles?

 

[Rom-Steïn]

None. They're just illusions caused by you smoking weed.

Are you really smoking weed everyday ? :3

 

[Cliff]

Hell no. I'm not touching that stuff with a ten mile pole.

Why do people hate on the Pittsburgh Steelers so much?

 

[Ink Gunner Emily]

Not sure but I know what could make you feel better! Tea!

Will the world end with a boom?

 

[Marigi174]

We won't know until its all ogre.

U faster than Sanic on mountain dew?

 

[Cliff]

I've stolen quite a few bases back in high school athletics, but the only guy I can think of whose that fast is Rickey Henderson

Who stole my graham crackers while I was away this morning?

 

[Ink Gunner Emily]

I think I found the graham cracker box near a mouse hole not too long ago. We really need to take care of that.

Who was the one who ordered 10 pizzas under 'Super Splatter Master'?

 

[Rustic]

The E-Liter 3K next door, be careful he doesn't burst bomb you to death.

Are you looking for the Crucible?

 

[Cliff]

I've seen the movie.

What evil enchantments could they possibly see in a little fox like me?