Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[ThatSquidYouKnow]

I don't know, does it?

Does it?

 

[Rom-Steïn]

I think an idiot would give a wrong answer and a smart guy would lie and give a false answer, so you'll never know the truth.

Do you believe in the truth ?

 

[MissingNumbers]

You can't handle the truth.

Doesn't that get confusing?

 

[Achamo]

Well, I know for one, you're never confusing, Numbers<3.


What kind of Pokemon are you??

 

[Ink Gunner Emily]

v What makes you happy?

 

[Marigi174]

U wot m8?

 

[ThatSquidYouKnow]

I hi m8.

Did that make sense?

 

[Reila]

Absolutely not

Why doesn't banana taste like watermelon?

 

[Marigi174]

Because of reasons

Why can't Bowser Jr. constantly steam his dad's clown cars?

 

[Cliff]

Because he isn't old enough for a driver's license

Does Chris Kirkpatrick play Splatoon?

 

[Ink Gunner Emily]

No, of course not! Why would anyone play that game?

Will now dive into the near lake for laughs despite it being Fall?

 

[cwjakesteel]

No. Fall is srs bsns.

If the Inklings are highly evolved squids that came from living in the ocean, how did they lose their ability to swim while being able to transform into the form of a squid which is specifically designed for aquatic movement?

 

[Achamo]

Pokemon Logic.

Are Magikarps really as useless as people say?

 

[ThatSquidYouKnow]

No. They are only biding time until the decide to show their full potential is unleashed when they get a one hit KO.

A random question?

 

[Marigi174]

that's too mainstream

do you like green eggs and ham?

 

[cwjakesteel]

Not since Sam overdosed on it.

Is camping more fun in space?

 

[ThatSquidYouKnow]

Yes. But only if you can set it up right.

Am I running out of ideas?

 

[Marigi174]

You're only running out of ideas if you believe you're running out of ideas. Just like how inklings are only fake if you believe they are not real.

You gonna slam?

 

[Agent17]

I'M GONNA SLAM SO HARD THAT THE BALL WILL GO TO SPACE AND IT'LL BE SPACEJAM

Bamboozler Scope ???

 

[SquiliamTentacles]

Right after they make the Sploosh-O-Matic scope.

How much stuff can you stuff in a stuffy until your stuffy stuffed enough stuff?