Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Rustic]

Too much cuteness gives evil qualities, look at Mort from Madagascar.

Is this thread amazing?

 

[Marigi174]

A: Is Nyan Cat a pop tart?
Q: Or is it???????

 

[Lucarii]

A: Only the dank Furret in your avatar will know the answer.
Q: Why don't people let their memes be memes?

 

[Marigi174]

MEME!!!!

Is that an internet?

 

[Ink Gunner Emily]

Of course. The internet is everywhere. The dark web watches us while we sleep.

Will we all be sent to Inkoplois and turn into Inklings in our sleep?

 

[Noire]

Yes, by Captain Cuttlefish. Who comes to our homes from the nearest manhole and then we're all squid kids in Inkopolis the next morning.

What is the meaning of Woomy?

 

[Pteropine]

Woomy is slang for I like an*l

Why does squidboards censor important words

 

[Ink Gunner Emily]

Because important words are illegal and will be censored.

Why do have this crazy craving for Mexican cuisine?

 

[Cliff]

It's 11:30 at night, and I'm so hungry, I could go for some rotisserie chicken right about now.

Why am I so hungry right now?

 

[AnInkyGift]

Because your brain is bored.

Why is my inkling so happy?

 

[Cliff]

Because NintendoCapriSun said so.

Why aren't there any baseball games today?

 

[AnInkyGift]

OH. OH. THAT REFERENCE. But not in my knowledge.

Do you wanna build a snowman?

 

[MissingNumbers]

NEVER AGAIN! END IT NOW!

What about airline food? What's up with that stuff?

 

[Marigi174]

[please excuse our look during the redesign]

Will Chaos ever update that on Smogon?

 

[Cliff]

I do not use Smogon

What's for lunch today?

 

[Newtonjar]

Depression

Why does nobody expect the Spanish inquisition?

 

[MissingNumbers]

I've found a documentary on the subject here.

Got any threes?

 

[Marigi174]

I've got a 2. Is that good enough?

Anyone got a 1 to complete my number?

 

[Ink Gunner Emily]

I cannot say. I am not really that well versed in numbers...

Who used a Hydrogen Bomb on the Pacific Ocean?

 

[cwjakesteel]

It was an inside job done by the ocean.

What's the difference between gray-brown and brown-gray?