Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Prinz the Overlord]

Sick of marie and her constant shade throwing and wanted to be an octarian

Can a box box?

 

[pio_dov]

I'm sorry this isn't an answer, but the thought of her walking home one day thinking "Huh, it would be nice to be one of those little tentacle things" just cracks me up.

A: A box can box if it can box in a box with boxes on it's boxes and a box on the boxy box.
Q: Can... can I go home now?

 

[Prinz the Overlord]

I never said you couldn't also wrong. A box cant box but a tin can!

 

[Prinz the Overlord]

My question tho is squidward an inkling

 

[BakuLinkstheSquid.I.]

squidward is a different type of humanoid squid, but the two species are, in fact, related
can i eat my pizza in peace for 5 minutes?

 

[pio_dov]

A: NO. I have stolen the pizza and will feed it to the angry demonic child in my basement.
Q: How much ink could an inkling ink if an inkling could ink ink?

 

[Aiken]

A: NO. I have stolen the pizza and will feed it to the angry demonic child in my basement.
Q: How much ink could an inkling ink if an inkling could ink ink?

A: As much ink as an Inkling could ink


Q: Why is it called "Shipping" if it goes by truck and why is it called "Cargo" if it goes by ship?

 

[Prinz the Overlord]

Cos Fortnite and minecraft are different games.
Why am i partially sighted

 

[$Emperor]

Because you post a lot
Why is school ruining my life

 

[pio_dov]

A) Because it's school. That's what it does.
Q) Corn Pops?

 

[MrMoth]

A) heck yeah
Q) Who is joe??

 

[TurnItUpAnOctave]

A: a mysterious cotton-eyed fellow who delays marriages.
Q: oh my cod what did I just walk into?

 

[TurnItUpAnOctave]

(Is this a dead thread?)

 

[BakuLinkstheSquid.I.]

probably it's just a dead website
q: am i real?

 

[Heals]

No

Question: does drywall taste scrumptious? (it does obviously)

 

[s9221300]

Answer:INCREDIBY DELICHOUS
Question:Why are stuffed animals stuffed animals

 

[Deleted member]

A: because we kill them and then stuff them with dead children

Q: can I kill everyone here?

 

[SmokyWreck]

A: Learn to breath.

Q: Why is Rolo Milk so good?

 

[Trent]

A: cause it contains a lot of illegal substances

Q: where can i find a crisp apple?

 

[cryfecta]

A: i saw some shiny ones at the furniture store. they tasted kinda weird though

Q: can i have my money back?