Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Dragonuto]

Yoshi is the Waifu

Is my Can of Coke Living?

 

[ThatSquidYouKnow]

No, it drinking.

What time is it?

 

[Lyn]

Not your time.

Who's the Alphabet?

 

[5magmacubes]

I am
why are there so many Kaito recolours?

 

[Dragonuto]

Ask your Great Grand Father

Why does my toe taste like purple?

 

[Cuddlefish]

It doesn't; your tongue does.

What does your face look like to Google Deep Dream?

 

[Krakalakin' Kraken]

A: It looks like an angler fish mixed with a spider.

Q: What is a good question to put here?

 

[Cuddlefish]

What isn't?

Is anyone else down to yiff? :3

 

[Dragonuto]

I down on Frisonday

If I took a Knife an put it in a Block of cheese, threw it at Cuddlefish and broke her nose.... What would a toilet do?

 

[ThatSquidYouKnow]

Flush.

Are we alive?

 

[Cuddlefish]

No; one of us is alive, the other is dead.

Why do The Beatles think urgent is spelt with an e?

 

[ThatSquidYouKnow]

Why do you?

(It's a question and an answer answer it!)

 

[Wrog]

idk why do you m9o?

 

[Krakalakin' Kraken]

Because submarines.

But wait... did you see that?

 

[Wrog]

no i have pickles for eyes

don9 so i can hav reel eyes?

 

[Dragonuto]

You can have Button eyes

Can I haz Cookiez?

 

[Poltersquid]

no
can i have cake?

 

[ThatSquidYouKnow]

Blrblrb.

Do you smell that?

 

[Poltersquid]

no, i have no nose
do you have one?

 

[ThatSquidYouKnow]

No, I have 2.

What am I holding?