Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Cuddlefish]

Easily.

Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

 

[Rom-Steïn]

Without becoming blind, no.

Anyone here wearing glasses ?

 

[Wrog]

idk but i am not

isn't this beautiful (^•¿_^•)?

 

[Rom-Steïn]

Not at all.

Any girl here ?
(yup, I don't even have a f***ng idea about what to ask now <_<)

 

[Cuddlefish]

Yeah, no duh.

Did you ever know that you're my hero and everything I would like to be?

 

[Rom-Steïn]

I didn't, but now I do.

Did you know I'm more a killer than a hero ?

 

[Poltersquid]

maybe
but how would i know?

 

[Rom-Steïn]

After I said it.
Did you see that ?

 

[Poltersquid]

of course i didnt
what were you expecting?

 

[Rom-Steïn]

That you were smart.

Didn't you just prove you're stupid ?

 

[Bellarinaderp]

A: If stupid is as stupid does, then yes.

Q: Who parked their car on my sandwich?

 

[Poltersquid]

i did
what does this button do?

 

[Bellarinaderp]

A: Absolutely nothing... If your not a moose.

Q: What's the difference between Jurassic park and jurassic world?

 

[Rom-Steïn]

Nothing, because A + B = (1/2)² - C²*5D/2 so Park = World.

Any ideas what A, B, C and D are ?

 

[Wrog]

a = apples
b = bananas
c = cookies
d = dogs

but what are efgh?

 

[Bellarinaderp]

A:
E - erosion
F - fanfare
G - gitgud
H - Homer Simpson

Q: If ignorance is bliss why can we count to potato?

 

[Rom-Steïn]

Because even if knowledge causes some problem, it's not through ignorance that we can resolve them.

So philosophical ?

 

[Bellarinaderp]

Only on Wednesdays

How do you play splatoon?

 

[Poltersquid]

with a controller
how do you?

 

[Rom-Steïn]

With my long white splattershot.

Why a so bad pun ?