Bad Splatoon Suggestions

[rsnw]

point sensors with echolocator

 

[seakingtheonixpected]

Sprinkler Rush

 

[redacteddd]

the inkbrush is now the dildo bat from saints row 3

 

[Claus]

The servers are always under constant maintenance, but Nintendo still let you play! With all of the lag you've come to know and love but with 4 times the intensity

 

[SquiliamTentacles]

To make it more fair for new players, the abilities on your gear reset monthly!

point sensors with echolocator

Point Sensor Rush is where it's at.

 

[Spiderface]

An ink catapult that you can only fire once every thirty seconds but that covers a third of the whole map in turf wars. You have to slowly wheel it about and can only fire it if it's charged up.

 

[LMG]

An ink catapult that you can only fire once every thirty seconds but that covers a third of the whole map in turf wars. You have to slowly wheel it about and can only fire it if it's charged up.

So basically a Dynamo Pro? o_O

 

[Hero of Lime]

Give chargers an option to switch between their usual sniper mode, and a quicker, shorter range fire mode. Giving them the best of both worlds.

A bubbler that explodes like a rainmaker shield killing enemies nearby when it runs out.

 

[BlackZero]

Teammates being able to block your shots so you waste a full charge with the Heavy Splatling because your own team stands right in front of you while enemies rush your position. Oh wait...

 

[Goolloom]

Disruptor Rush? Or any other non-damaging subs with Bomb Rush (Splash Wall Rush would be ridiculous)
Give the Dynamo Roller even more range and damage.
Add F.L.U.D.D. You clean up ink and dissolve Inklings in water without helping your team that much!

 

[Flareth]

A gun that is essentially a roller-blaster hybrid. Shoots a single burst of ink with a wide spread and medium range. A 1-hit splat even at the fringe of its range, and doesn't consume much ink per shot. Gets Splash Walls for the sub and Splash Wall Rush for the Special.

 

[Zombie Aladdin]

An ink catapult that you can only fire once every thirty seconds but that covers a third of the whole map in turf wars. You have to slowly wheel it about and can only fire it if it's charged up.

With the right timing, that's an insta-win for your team.

 

[Toaster]

A map with five splat zones that are only one pixel big. Oh and don't forget squid beakon rush!

 

[SquiliamTentacles]

After every match, everybody must watch a highlight reel twice as long as the match itself before the next match.

 

[MintChipper]

After every match, everybody must watch a highlight reel twice as long as the match itself before the next match.

That reminds me of my friend that ALWAYS wanted to watch the highlight reel in mario kart 8, ugh.

 

[Babycowland]

Unfortunately (or fortunately depending on your perspective), I probably have a lot more bad ideas than good ones.

• Inkjet Roller DLC, a new roller with by far the best stats of any roller that is unlocked with a Wii U peripheral that connects to an inkjet printer. As you ink things with the roller, you gradually deplete the ink cartridge in the printer.
  
• A new special that allows you to temporarily change the ink color of one inkling on the opposing team to your ink color.
• A new special which temporarily makes everything you do that would normally deplete your ink use up every inkling on the opposing team's ink instead.
• A new ability that lets you swim in water.

 

[kittypuppet]

new "bomber" weapon class. Can throw 10 bombs before ink tank is used up, but no main weapon. Can also switch between bombs.

Are you kidding me? I'd love this.
Bomb bowling is the best in TW

 

[Noire]

New weapon: Tentatek Dynamo Roller. Comes with Inkzooka and Point Sensor.

 

[Litagano Motscoud]

A roller that leaves a trail of Ink Mines.

 

[Spiderface]

New weapon: A huge fine tipped pen that is much faster than an inkbrush but can only make a thin squiggly line.

All weapons having bombs as their special