Bad Splatoon Suggestions

[Litagano Motscoud]

Nintendo caving in and adding an adult only play mode: Tentacle hentai splatmode.

The thread asked for bad ideas.

 

[Glass Eater]

The thread asked for bad ideas.

... Touche

 

[80%Squid]

A Callie vs. Marie Splatfest.

Nobody would survive the terrifying war between the two teams.

 

[Snake_Joe]

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[Hero of Lime]

If they gave a slosher a bubbler...wait they did that!?

Every reaction in this video sums up how I feel perfectly.

 

[Zombie Aladdin]

A Callie vs. Marie Splatfest.

Nobody would survive the terrifying war between the two teams.

I can think of much worse Splatfest themes.

Science vs. Religion
Republicans vs. Democrats
Pro-Immigration vs. Anti-Immigration
Creationism vs. Evolutionism
Sunni vs. Shi'ite
Environmentalism vs. Economy
Material Happiness vs. Spiritual Happiness
Vegetarians/Vegans vs. Meat-Eaters/Carnivores
Pro-Choice vs. Pro-Life
Gamergate vs. Anti-Gamergate
Capitalism vs. Communism or Socialism
Big Chain Restaurants vs. Hole-in-the-Wall Restaurants
Japan vs. Korea
Israel vs. Palestine
Batman: The Animated Series vs. Christopher Nolan's Batman Trilogy
Star Trek: The Original Series vs. Star Trek: The Next Generation
Julian Assange vs. the UK
Sonic the Hedgehog vs. My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
2-D Animation vs. 3-D Animation
Pixar vs. DreamWorks Animation
Legal Streaming vs. Fansubs
Justin Bieber vs. One Direction
Dry Barbecue vs. Wet Barbecue
Vladimir Putin vs. pretty much anyone else besides Assad

 

[SquiliamTentacles]

"We here at Nintendo decided to make new gear with 5 sub abilities. Good luck getting a good roll."

 

[Glass Eater]

I can think of much worse Splatfest themes.

Science vs. Religion
Republicans vs. Democrats
Pro-Immigration vs. Anti-Immigration
Creationism vs. Evolutionism
Environmentalism vs. Economy
Material Happiness vs. Spiritual Happiness
Vegetarians/Vegans vs. Meat-Eaters/Carnivores
Pro-Choice vs. Pro-Life
Capitalism vs. Communism or Socialism
Japan vs. Korea
Israel vs. Palestine

They mighty as well turn the ink red on both sides if they did this to accurately measure the rage

 

[LMG]

How about this: Make it so that in Turf Wars ink evaporates after about 30 seconds of being placed

 

[Rustic]

How about. A gun that shoots out the Paleblood?

 

[SkyBound]

invisible ink

 

[Litagano Motscoud]

I can think of much worse Splatfest themes.

Science vs. Religion
Republicans vs. Democrats
Pro-Immigration vs. Anti-Immigration
Creationism vs. Evolutionism
Sunni vs. Shi'ite
Environmentalism vs. Economy
Material Happiness vs. Spiritual Happiness
Vegetarians/Vegans vs. Meat-Eaters/Carnivores
Pro-Choice vs. Pro-Life
Gamergate vs. Anti-Gamergate
Capitalism vs. Communism or Socialism
Big Chain Restaurants vs. Hole-in-the-Wall Restaurants
Japan vs. Korea
Israel vs. Palestine
Batman: The Animated Series vs. Christopher Nolan's Batman Trilogy
Star Trek: The Original Series vs. Star Trek: The Next Generation
Julian Assange vs. the UK
Sonic the Hedgehog vs. My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
2-D Animation vs. 3-D Animation
Pixar vs. DreamWorks Animation
Legal Streaming vs. Fansubs
Justin Bieber vs. One Direction
Dry Barbecue vs. Wet Barbecue
Vladimir Putin vs. pretty much anyone else besides Assad

In the latest in the efforts to combat radicalization, Nintendo and the American government team up to create the America vs. ISIS Splatfest. Anybody who chooses ISIS gets put on a list.

 

[SquiliamTentacles]

In the latest in the efforts to combat radicalization, Nintendo and the American government team up to create the America vs. ISIS Splatfest. Anybody who chooses ISIS gets put on a list.

Hard choice... I like America more, but don't want to keep on facing my own team since America will probably be more popular.

 

[Litagano Motscoud]

Hard choice... I like America more, but don't want to keep on facing my own team since America will probably be more popular.

I wish Splatoon had voice chat so I could just micspam this the entire time on team ISIS

 

[Zombie Aladdin]

Hard choice... I like America more, but don't want to keep on facing my own team since America will probably be more popular.

So if Team Islamic States gets a higher win rate and wins the Splatfest, would that be a metaphor for how they're steamrolling through the Middle East despite their small numbers?

Also, each stage would get ancient ruins only they can damage. (Am I being too offensive here?)

 

[Litagano Motscoud]

(Am I being too offensive here?)

Not offensive enough ( ͠° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Graff]

A barber shop for haircuts...That would be painful.

 

[Anaru]

Ink FLUDD, far range and constant firing with hover nozzle

 

[redacteddd]

Moe knows just the right things to say to piss you off.

 

[80%Squid]

Randomly getting disconnected in ranked battles makes you lose points. Oh wait...