Bad Splatoon Suggestions

[Flareth]

Change the Inkstrike so that it fires not one, but three full-sized Inkstrikes in 3 separate locations, all at about the same time. Then lower the point requirement down to 120p.

 

[PTpirahna]

The E-Liter 10000000k
Can charge for up to 3 minutes, which unleashes a huge onslaught of inkstrikes upon releasing. However, it is extremely inaccurate, to the point of being able to fire behind you.

 

[BlackZero]

A Splatoon version of the...

Spoiler

 

[DekuKitty]

Not my suggestion but a few days ago I was walking around the plaza and saw this

"Splatoon should be on xbox yeah if you agree"

I sighed, turned off the game, and went outside with my dogs for a while.
I regret not taking a picture, guess I was too dumbfounded by the stupidity.

 

[Recettear]

A free for all mode with 8 players with 8 different colors of ink. A small map in the same vain as Shipment from COD4. Preferably both at the same time.

 

[Sgo-J]

The worst idea would be being able to drop in and out mid match

 

[Sasy]

Bad Splatoon suggestion? Let the E-Liter remain as-is coughcoughjokecough

Spoiler

'Twas a joke. It's not the weapon, it's Damage Up, really. Oh, I'm still complaining.

 

[Litagano Motscoud]

A free for all mode with 8 players with 8 different colors of ink. A small map in the same vain as Shipment from COD4. Preferably both at the same time.

An FFA mode on it's own wouldn't be that bad of an idea, but having 8 different colors of ink would be a clusterfuck.

 

[SquiliamTentacles]

Add a new mode where you plot to secretly murder Moe in revenge for all the times he burned you.

Spyke's rerolls now cost 40,000 due to inflation.

Inkbrush range nerf.

New weapon: Fires twice as fast as Aerospray, range of Sploosh-O-Matic, each shot does 1 damage.

 

[Elecmaw]

Burst Bombs now deal no damage, instead their knockback has been increased to the point of ragdolling the target around the map.
A wearable Sprinkler hat.
Allow bubbler to pass onto Kraken.
Kraken is now nerfed, instead it locks you in squid form untill it ends. The squid still looks angry, however.
Inkzooka special is replaced with the Rainmaker instead, allowing you to get off one fully charged shot before it ends.
The option to advance rank if you pay 100k, 50k if your current rank is S.
Spyke now has a 10% chance of failing to re-roll your gear.
Every time you boot up the game, there's a chance the Squid Sisters forget to end their report and start rambling on completely unrelated subjects untill the player turns off the game.

 

[Ayykari]

Spyke's rerolls triple in price, because he realizes that he's the only source and therefore can afford to make his prices insane.

New Weapon: Forge Mini Gold Zink Rapid Kelp Firefin Dual Dynamo Neo Krak-on Splat Hydra Special Tentatek Jet Point Rockenberg .52 Custom Zekko Burst Suction Takoroka Splash Killer SquidForce New H-3 Skalop Heavy Range Splash Mob L-3 Ninja Inkline Hero Squid .96 Sploosh Octo Classic Ink Tri Cold Bomb E-Liter Gal Blaster Roller Charger Splattling Slosher Squelcher N-Zap Splattershot Brush Nozzlenose Sensor Bomb D 3K Deco Pro '85 Jr. MK II Scoped '89 Replica.

 

[SquiliamTentacles]

New Weapon: Forge Mini Gold Zink Rapid Kelp Firefin Dual Dynamo Neo Krak-on Splat Hydra Special Tentatek Jet Point Rockenberg .52 Custom Zekko Burst Suction Takoroka Splash Killer SquidForce New H-3 Skalop Heavy Range Splash Mob L-3 Ninja Inkline Hero Squid .96 Sploosh Octo Classic Ink Tri Cold Bomb E-Liter Gal Blaster Roller Charger Splattling Slosher Squelcher N-Zap Splattershot Brush Nozzlenose Sensor Bomb D 3K Deco Pro '85 Jr. MK II Scoped '89 Replica.

Wow. That sounds a lot better than the

 

[Ayykari]

Wow. THat sounds a lot better than the

As we all know, the more titles you slap onto a weapon, the better it becomes.

So, the Forge Mini Gold Zink Rapid Kelp Firefin Dual Dynamo Neo Krak-on Splat Hydra Special Tentatek Jet Point Rockenberg .52 Custom Zekko Burst Suction Takoroka Splash Killer SquidForce New H-3 Skalop Heavy Range Splash Mob L-3 Ninja Inkline Hero Squid .96 Sploosh Octo Classic Ink Tri Cold Bomb E-Liter Gal Blaster Roller Charger Splattling Slosher Squelcher N-Zap Splattershot Brush Nozzlenose Sensor Bomb D 3K Deco Pro '85 Jr. MK II Scoped '89 Replica will be the best weapon in the game, as it can perform all of the functions any other weapon can, and can switch modes. It combines all of the weapon stats into one, with an instantaneous charge time, the fastest rolling speed, and takes one hit to kill, no matter what. Plus, you get tons of sweet stickers. And you weapon is bedazzled. Always a good thing.

 

[Noire]

1. Auto Lock-On Skill, also applies to Inkzooka and Killer Wail.
2. Corrin Outfit as paid DLC.

 

[Spiderface]

Every time you boot up the game, there's a chance the Squid Sisters forget to end their report and start rambling on completely unrelated subjects untill the player turns off the game.

Hahaha, brlliant. I love your sprinkler hat suggestion too. They're all good, but those two made me laugh out loud.

 

[PTpirahna]

The Kidraken

Doubles your size and allows you to goomba stomp anyone you jump on, along with multiplying your health by 10.

 

[LMG]

A Drunken Blaster. A variation of the standard Blaster with the rate of fire of a Luna Blaster and the accuracy of an Aerospray ;)

A Lame Blaster. A Blaster with the range of the Luna, the rate of fire of the Range, and the damage of the Rapid. And just for the heck of it give it the accuracy of an Aerospray too

 

[Bowrock]

Nintendo should make the servers even worse. I'm sure it would enhance the splatoon experience even more.

 

[rsnw]

nerf cool shortcuts in rainmaker mode because they are too confusing for new players

owait

 

[Reddy]

Increase the level cap to 100 on New Years.