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Corrupt a Wish

YOJOEHOJO

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Granted, but diseases have become a more prevalent way to die.

I wish for the capability of writing instrumentals with ease.
 

QueenPanda

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Granted, but you could only play Hello Kitty and Sanrio Friends Racing

I wish for candy in the snap of a finger
 

Rustic

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Granted, but all other languages become exceedingly difficult to learn and remember.

I wish for a cold moldy only cheese pizza.
You can't, its already bad enough!
 

Mendax

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Granted...
...And it's so moldy that your entire house stinks, and you have to move out.
(successful corruption, methinks.)


I wish that The Beatles hadn't disbanded.
 

13thGalaxy

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Granted, but the laptop is immediately confiscated by the US military for being too new, as the technology in it has surpassed theirs.

I wish I had a real-life Dialga from the Pokemon games.
 

YOJOEHOJO

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Granted, but you'll only be neat in the context of the 80s. You will say things such as "Jive Turkey", "Let's beat this Popsicle stand", and "Neat-o-reano". You'll wear things that were neat to wear only back then.

I wish to watch Birdemic until the day I die, no freedom to do anything but. (Have fun with corrupting this one!)
 

G1ng3rGar1

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(That wasn't what I meant but okay XD)

Granted, but you die the next day.(good or no)

I wish I could draw good(I can't remember if I did this one or not, if I did I probably should've wished for better memory)
 

YOJOEHOJO

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Granted, but like all modern artists your talents are wasted on explicit materials and drawings of your favorite tv show characters.

I wish to LOOK harder than everyone else can. Ya'know how people look hard at something? I wanna be quantifiable better than everyone else at it.

(yeah, it works)
 

YOJOEHOJO

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Granted, but only for the positive memories within your life. This means that life as you know it will become soulless for you due to the process of Hedonic Adaptation. Everything you once enjoyed will become vapid.

I wish to be whistling in the dark.
 
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YOJOEHOJO

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("whistling in the dark" is a saying that refers to doing things you don't fully comprehend, exploring a new world if you will. But, I left it vague to see what context people would take it in.)
Granted, but you've been paralyzed due to having too much knowledge filling the space within your brain. You are incapable of really doing anything with what you now know.

I wish for the fears that I have were to go away.
 

13thGalaxy

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(Well, today I learned.)

Granted, but with the fears go the rest of your emotions. You will be unable to feel anything for the remainder of your life. This includes love and happiness.

I wish I had been born female, rather than having to transition from male to female.
 

YOJOEHOJO

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Granted; you are born female instead of male, living from the time you were born originally. However, you yearn to be male.

I wish that the corruption of the wish placed before me was null-in-void.
 
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