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Corrupt a Wish

Rustic

Inkling Commander
Joined
Jul 5, 2015
Messages
481
Location
Canada, ON
Granted, but they talk to you in the dark, and every room they are in, the lights go out. Then the voices come.

I wish I was a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K.
 

Crimsoninkling

Semi-Pro Squid
Joined
Nov 28, 2015
Messages
91
NNID
BramWildenberg
Granted, but they talk to you in the dark, and every room they are in, the lights go out. Then the voices come.

I wish I was a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K.
granted, but space is really boring. I wish for red ink in splatoon.
 

Kagerou

Inkling
Joined
Jan 10, 2016
Messages
0
NNID
11522D
Granted, but you never get to play using the Red Ink.

I wish I could enter corrupt the dreams of others.
 
Joined
Jul 17, 2015
Messages
11
NNID
Cakeberry_Shake
Granted but others find out and then you get dragged off to Area 51 and get cut open or something.

I wish I was better at corrupting wishes.
 

warghoul

Inkling Cadet
Joined
Sep 30, 2015
Messages
199
Location
Cleveland, Ohio
Wish granted. You become so proficient in corrupting wishes your reputation proceeds you. Nobody wants to get wishes granted by you let alone talk to you. You die a sad lonely life surrounded by your 30 cats and beanie baby collection.

I wish I had more money.
 
Joined
Jul 17, 2015
Messages
11
NNID
Cakeberry_Shake
In short, nothing changed. :( Wish granted but then the value of money goes down as a result and it quickly fades away on simple bills and groceries.

I WISH REVOLTECH FIGURES DIDN'T REQUIRE SO MUCH EFFORT TO TAKE A FREAKING HAND OFF AND PUT ON ANOTHER
 

Rom-Steïn

Inkling
Joined
Jul 7, 2015
Messages
7
Location
France
NNID
Rom1livebox
Granted, but if you force to much, it instantly and easily breaks.

I wish Digimon Tri OAVs would come up faster :3
 

13thGalaxy

Roller Mobster
Joined
Dec 5, 2015
Messages
57
Location
a nebula, probably.
NNID
13thGalaxy
Granted, but everyone around you will think you believe you live in the Digimon world and will treat you in a condescending manner, or as someone who is unable to perceive the physical world around them.

I wish I wasn't allergic to pollen (SO THESE GODDAMN NOSEBLEEDS WILL GO AWAY).
 

Mendax

Pro Squid
Joined
Aug 21, 2015
Messages
146
Location
WA, Australia
NNID
hazzahbazzah
granted, on the condition you can't choose where you go, or how long you stay there.

I wish I could draw better.
 

YOJOEHOJO

Inkling
Joined
Jan 25, 2016
Messages
0
NNID
YOJOEHOJO
Your wish has been granted, but on the grounds that you have been taken into the care of the Government for the means of studying you. You live a new life of torture.

I wish for my money back, because life is a lemon and I am unsatisfied with how tart it is.
 

13thGalaxy

Roller Mobster
Joined
Dec 5, 2015
Messages
57
Location
a nebula, probably.
NNID
13thGalaxy
Granted, but engineers have created a combustible lemon designed to burn specifically your house down.

I wish I had supreme knowledge of the universe and understood everything there is to understand.
 

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