Corrupt a Wish

[Marigi174]

Granted, but what's the point if you can't even communicate with them?

I wish I could wish upon a star

 

[Friendly Face-Off]

Granted, but you're on the Sun and cannot actually wish yourself out of it, though you can still say "I wish..."

I wish for a cuddly, nice companion for my cat...

 

[Marigi174]

Granted, but that'd also come with... commitments.

I wish I never needed to poop

 

[Friendly Face-Off]

Granted, but you will have to pee for long hours a day.

I wish I would never get tired or hungry.

 

[Marigi174]

Granted, but then you'd never have the pleasure of sleeping

I wish I was dextrous

 

[Poltersquid]

granted, but gain a non-dominate 3rd hand that doesnt do what you want it to
I wish I could fly

 

[Marigi174]

Granted, but your wings will burn up after five minutes and you will need a goddess to enable flight

I wish I was good at Smash Bros.

 

[Poltersquid]

Granted, but you are never noticed for your skills
I wish I knew how to make Godot's coffee blends

 

[Wrog]

Granted, but you become allergic to Coffee.

I wish that I could have infinite wishes with no rules.

 

[iTwAsLucK]

Granted, but you become allergic to Coffee.

I wish that I could have infinite wishes with no rules.

Your wish has been granted. However, you also lose your vocal cords, rendering it impossible to make those wishes ..or fix your voice >: )

I wish I had a vast supply of quality rum.

 

[Wrog]

Your wish has been granted. However, you also lose your vocal cords, rendering it impossible to make those wishes ..or fix your voice >: )

I wish I had a vast supply of quality rum.

Granted, but you can't open whatever is holding it, and others can't open it either.

I wish I could not have to breath, but still live normally.

 

[Poltersquid]

granted, but now you are a merman
I wish I could see the possible futures

 

[Marigi174]

Granted, but then you'd have permanent shell shock due to wars.

I wish I owned a new 3ds

 

[Raiderjoseph]

Granted but it spontaneously explodes.

I wish that the next user gets their wish corrupted.

 

[Wrog]

Wish granted, but I don't have a wish.

 

[Raiderjoseph]

I wish to revive the game.

 

[Poltersquid]

granted, but it can only get worse from here
I wish I had a rare amiibo

 

[Raiderjoseph]

Wish granted you get a one of a kind bootleg that doesn't work.

I wish I could afford a Wii U so I didn't have to mooch of my friends.

 

[ReedRGale]

You take out a loan to get the Wii U! Now you have the funds but... well, you don't have the income to pay off the loan. On the plus side, the prison you go to has Splatoon soo....

I wish for the ability to control time!

 

[V-kun]

Granted, but each time you alter time, you rapidly age for the amount of time that you froze time. you reverse age for rewinding and double age for fast forwarding.

I wish for pie. Apple pie to be exact.