Corrupt a Wish

[lolsniper541]

Crabapple Pie

I wish for the most elite mlg COD skills ever

 

[Poltersquid]

granted, but every 12 year old playing will claim your a hacker and make you voice chat so toxic you will wish you had skills in a different game
I wish for cupcakes

 

[Wrog]

Granted but they are poison.
I wish I could never be tired.

 

[Poltersquid]

granted, but you are dead
I wish for world peace

 

[V-kun]

Granted. However it's against human nature so everyone goes crazy from pent up rage and conflict.

I wish to see another world.

 

[Wrog]

Granted but it is so bright you go blind.

I wish I had a nice healthy apple.

 

[Poltersquid]

granted, but it turns into a banana the moment you try to eat it
I wish for infinite energy

 

[5magmacubes]

granted, but you get lemon pie
I wish for Herobrine

 

[Wrog]

idk how lemon pie is corrupting the wish but ok
granted but he kills you

I wish my hiccups would go away >:(

 

[Poltersquid]

granted, but now you have severe headaches
I wish this random horse could fly

 

[Wrog]

Granted but you can't ride it.

I wish I could cure world hunger

 

[5magmacubes]

granted, but you cause incurable world thirst
I wish for a vocaloid

 

[Wrog]

Granted but it's so tiny you can't see it

I wish I could fly.

 

[ZypkerGaming]

Granted but you'll probably fly into a tree on your first attempt.

I wish I could have a turn-on-and-off invisibility power.

 

[Zunoa]

Granted but you end up being invisible forever and nobody will notice you

I wish for Weavile to be real

 

[5magmacubes]

granted, but there's only one and it gets shot.

I wish for a Splatoon skin for TF2

 

[Zunoa]

Granted the skin corrupts your save data

I wish for a Squid vs Kid Splatfest

 

[Cuddlefish]

Granted the skin corrupts your save data

I wish for a Squid vs Kid Splatfest

Granted, but the team you voted on loses.

I wish someone would break Zero's winning streak.

 

[Zunoa]

Granted, but the team you voted on loses.

I wish someone would break Zero's winning streak.

Granted but then the electricity at Evo runs out

I wish I had another EarthBound

 

[ZypkerGaming]

Granted but you end up being invisible forever and nobody will notice you

I wish for Weavile to be real

......I said I could choose whether to turn it on or off, lol.

ANYWAYS

Granted but it only came out in Japan.

I wish the Hot Dog Bites Crust Pizza from Pizza Hut was there forever.