"Genuine" Splatoon Facts

[AcidicPlankton]

"If it has quotation marks around it, it's probably sarcastic."- Shakespeare probably

The name of the game is to make up the most absurd fact you can think of about the world of Splatoon. Be it about anatomy, culture or whatever.
I'll go first.

"The most common reoccurring nightmare for inklings is a long walk on the beach"

 

[GoldWatson]

I know for a fact any and all inklings will spontaneously combust if they touch water at all. So much for being Squids!

 

[Joseph Staleknight]

If you spin an Inkling for too long, they'll start to develop Tentacle Disorganization Disorder--that is, they'll forget which tentacle is supposed to become what in humanoid form. Young Inklings who have yet to become fully humanoid are especially vulnerable to this.

 

[Marigi174]

If an inkling watches WWE it stops transforming into a squid and starts transforming into John Cena

 

[Smoothshake317]

True fact: All inklings are sexually promiscuous and do not have dedicated mates. The concept of marriage does not even exist in inkling society. However, the most common type of these relationships take on a form similar to that of polyandry.

 

[13thGalaxy]

If a roller is coming at you, the best thing for you to do is to stand there and do nothing.

 

[GoldWatson]

Shines do exist in splatoon. An inkling can use them, but only if they go 30:0 with a charger. Next round, instead of having the option of turning into a squid, they turn into Fox and start multishining until their hands fall off. It's a true fact, I've seen it happen.

 

[Anaru]

Red ink is NOT is Splatoon, as red ink looks like ketchup, which is banned in almost every country in Europe and North America.

 

[Krak on inkster]

If you complete all amiibo challenges you can get 69 games free on the eshop

 

[Jakkie]

Fun fact, instead of octolings having their suction cups on the inside of their tentacles, they have it on the outside.

 

[SyMag]

Outside of Turf War and ranked matches, young Inklings enjoy watching and partaking in various sports, One such sport is Ink Hockey, a popular event where Inklings skate on a pool of ink and attempt to score goals on the other team.

One of the hottest video games on the market currently is Super Splat Bros., created by the famous video game company Ancho-V Games; rumor has it that the Squid Sisters themselves could see themselves become DLC characters for the game, which has certainly created a buzz in the Splat Bros. community.

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Fun Fact: Inklings have the same reproductive organs as humans.

 

[Cuttleshock]

Fun fact: the Nintendo extended universe is drawn together by evidence that the Pikmin series takes place on the same Earth as Splatoon, some time between the end of humanity and the rise of oceanic invertebrates. Solid proof can be seen on stages such as Kelp Dome, where fruit are grown. Similar fruit are the subject of Pikmin 3, so the two are blatantly related.

 

[Needles Jewel]

Actual fact: Judd's breed is known as the British Shorthair.

Other stuff:
-If not properly cooked, Super Sea Snails have a tendency to explode. Lesson learned: Don't try to microwave one.
-The evolution of the land urchin was akin to how those Shrinky Dink things fold up in the oven.
-Moe is still very young and has not developed into a humanoid form yet. This may be a case like that of Stewie from Family Guy.

 

[SurrealSquid]

Here's a small fact for you: Spyke has to visit the vast canalization of inkopolis to get ordered gear. He makes deals with the wild sea slugs living there, who then proceed to steal gear from inklings wandering alone at night.