I'm sick of ________

[MacSmitty]

I'm sick of playing a certain stage in rotation that I'm having bad luck with, or just disadvantaged for most of the rotation. Like Saltspray Rig with snippers, Moray Towers with snippers, and others.

 

[Pandachan]

I'm sick of being stuck in a never-ending lose-streak.

 

[AbsentPlayer]

I'm sick f constantly jumping between S rank and A+. It's really fun in S compared to A+, It's not that my teammates are bad in A+ but it's that I'm better than them (I mean this in the most un-selfcentered way possible). I've been in the As for 2 months now and after that amount of time you generally grow a custom to beating A+ players so it's very easy now to see the faults in my teammates play which could easily be resolved but is considered OK in that level of skill.

 

[blu]

I'm tired of being pinned when I pop my bubble...

It hasn't happened in a while, but when it does...*shakes fist*

 

[v0idStrike_squid-kid]

I'm personally sick of constant Eliter nerfs.
I'm also sick of Aerosprayers, Tentatek splattershots, squidbaggers (i do it occasionally but even then its not a ton.) scoped chargers and people magically not dying when you snipesplat them, kill sound and all.

 

[Ansible]

I'm sick of not wearing ink resistance shoes during my long range weapon sessions. Especially during Rainmaker. Especially when I don't intend to carry or escort but end up doing them either way.

"If I could just move a few more inches, we can have the lead..."

"If I could just move a few more inches, I can ink you to the lead..."

 

[AbsentPlayer]

I'm personally sick of constant Eliter nerfs.
I'm also sick of Aerosprayers, Tentatek splattershots, squidbaggers (i do it occasionally but even then its not a ton.) scoped chargers and people magically not dying when you snipesplat them, kill sound and all.

I'm sick of lag making it so that I get sniper when out of their range and behind a wall but no matter how urs I try I can't seem magically hit from behind walls. Please stop nerfing E-Litres, I'm seeing more and more splatterscopes yay weapon variety but I miss a good old fashioned snipe-off now I just stand back and fire.

 

[Maave]

lag lag lag. I play at night and it's all japanese players. I killed an inkbrush dude and his brushstrokes kept swinging in mid-air for a solid 2 seconds after he died.

I'm sick of lag making it so that I get sniper when out of their range and behind a wall but no matter how urs I try I can't seem magically hit from behind walls

this happens a ton also

 

[Space Eur]

I'm sick of:

- All (updated) stages not being available in the Battle Dojo
- Blasters in TC
- Spray & Pray players in ranked
- People not playing on wired connections (just pony up and buy the adapter)
- People who don't use sprinkler as a tactical defensive tool
- Any bubbler set except Custom Hydra (I use it as an anti-sniper approach)

 

[Thunderlipps]

Hello! This thread is for all of you to rant about what you're sick of seeing happen to you during multiplayer.

I'm sick of the absurd amount of E-Litre users, on certain maps I can't even get towards the middle or behind enemy lines. I've found ways to get around them on most maps, but it's incredibly annoying how often I see them in TW.

 

[Thunderlipps]

Hello! This thread is for all of you to rant about what you're sick of seeing happen to you during multiplayer.

I'm sick of the absurd amount of E-Litre users, on certain maps I can't even get towards the middle or behind enemy lines. I've found ways to get around them on most maps, but it's incredibly annoying how often I see them in TW.

Being matched against 4 A players when Im A- for 10 straight games

 

[Cuttleshock]

Using the SM or any blaster and constantly hitting surfaces. Same also occurs sometimes when throwing a Sub and it hits a lamppost or something... at least this is down to my own shortcomings so I can definitely do something about it, but that pole in Moray doesn't need to be there!

 

[Floating Eyeball]

^ The rails in Blackbelly always do that to my Seekers! I know they're there, but I can never get the right path between them!

 

[Ansible]

@Cuttleshock, which pole in Moray?

@Floating Eyeball, I despise my throwing arm on Blackbelly and Urchin. When I pitch a splat bomb or splash wall in the heat of the moment it ricochets off a rail then goes flying behind me.

 

[Junokue]

people who somehow got into S rank, who obviously don't have the skill level needed to play in solo S rank lobbies.

 

[WeirdChillFever]

I hate Dynamoes so much that it can only be explained in song.

Spoiler: I hate Dynamoes

MY MY
IN OCTO VALLEY OCTAVIO DID SURRENDER
OH YEAH.
AND I HAVE MET MY DESTINY IN QUITE A SIMILAR WAY

CAUSE THE ANGRY RANTS ON THIS BOARD
REPEAT THEMSELVES WORD FOR WORD:

DYNAMO.
I WAS DEFEATED BY GIANT RANGE
DYNAMO
I PROMISE MY HATRED WILL NEVER CHANGE.
DYNAMO.
I COULDN'T ESCAPE IF I WANTED TO.
DYNAMO.
KNOWING MY FATE IS TO TRADE WITH YOU

DYNAMO
I'M AGAIN AND AGAIN FACING DYNAMO
DYNAMO
KNOWING MY FATE IS TO LOSE TO YOU

MY MY
I TRIED TO GET SOME TURF BACK BUT YOU'RE STRONGER
AND NOW IT SEEMS MY ONLY CHANCE IS GIVING UP THE FIGHT
NO MATTER WHICH WEAPON I CHOOSE
I ALWAYS RANK DOWN WHEN I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

DYNAMO.
I WAS DEFEATED BY GIANT RANGE
DYNAMO
I PROMISE MY HATRED WILL NEVER CHANGE.
DYNAMO.
I COULDN'T ESCAPE IF I WANTED TO.
DYNAMO.
KNOWING MY FATE IS TO TRADE WITH YOU
DYNAMO
I'M AGAIN AND AGAIN FACING DYNAMO
DYNAMO
KNOWING MY FATE IS TO LOSE TO YOU

I DON'T KNOW WHERE DON'T KNOW WHEN.
BUT HERE COMES THE ECHO AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN.

 

[Cuttleshock]

@Cuttleshock, which pole in Moray?

Two come to mind. I think they might be lampposts or landline poles or... something. From spawn, going straight forwards to the standard E-Litre perch, y'know how there's a concrete handrail thing all the way down the slope to the right of that? I believe that on that 'rail', at the top and the bottom of the slope, there are such poles, which are positioned in just the spots through which I'd often like safely to throw Splat Bombs and such to mid.

 

[sammich]

with sheldon's picks 2 and a bunch of renewed splatoon promotion in japan, TW has become a total ****-show. people who haven't played in months and people who haven't played TURF WARS since fall or even summer and don't know its current strategies.

people are taking their time to perfectly ink the base before heading to mid, leaving me all alone to die (and look at the map and see they haven't even made it halfway there). that stopped being strategy in high ranked turf wars TEN MONTHS AGO. if they were even just trying to build up their specials first would be one thing (a 6-month-old strategy instead of a 10-month-old one), but if that were the case they would be trying to cover empty expanses of turf instead of meticulously filling the tiny spaces.

:l
:l :l
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[Ansible]

I'm sick of respawning because I decided to use the Rainmaker or Inzooka in midair while jumping across a gap! St00pid kickback!

@Cuttleshock, It's not the striped black-and-yellow bar you're referring to, right? That's the first thing coming to my mind. I'll have to investigate myself next time Moray is in play and make use of it.

@sammich, *activates sadist mode* Hopefully these same players will stick around for the upcoming splatfests. They'll be a joy on anyone's team. }=D

 

[Cuttleshock]

Splatfest connection... everything. I just don't have a good time in Turf Wars generally.

@Cuttleshock, It's not the striped black-and-yellow bar you're referring to, right? That's the first thing coming to my mind. I'll have to investigate myself next time Moray is in play and make use of it.

That may well be right. I don't remember what it actually is, just where it's positioned.