Let me roast your main weapon

[Hokuto]

Tri-Slosher Nouveau and Dread Wringer. Buck the buckets into oblivion?

 

[RetroShark]

Blolblobber…
But here’s the thing… it can’t be roasted… it’s that beautiful :0

 

[Catloafman]

Wellstring spammer here!

You know that wellstring is excellent at shredding objects but its gotten to the point that you tunnel vision at any object you an find even when there are more important targets to shoot

 

[Catloafman]

Tri-Slosher Nouveau and Dread Wringer. Buck the buckets into oblivion?

So I quickly looked up how long it would take for someone to die of dehydration and its about 3 days so I have no idea how any nTri fans still exist because getting cooler on that weapon takes more than 3 days

And for Dread wringer: you severely overestimate how far reefslider's outside explosion radius goes, yes we all know it is way too big, but you assume you can hit people from way further away and then when you go for a combo you subsequently die afterwards

 

[How•SweeT!]

Roast the E-liter
And the splash.
Also the tenta brella :)
And why not the squiffer.
Go for it!

 

[Catloafman]

Blolblobber…
But here’s the thing… it can’t be roasted… it’s that beautiful :0

alright I'm not gonna hold back for this one

You are one of the few people who actually enjoys blobs playstyle and would not like to see this weapon reworked
but if I might be so bold to ask why?
what is so fun about sitting in one spot half the game spamming a choke only for you to get nothing actually done because your bubbles are to slow?
what is so fun about making people suffer with your horribly laggy hitboxes which ends up getting you picks on people you weren't even trying to hit?

Blob players need to stop taking baths and take a shower for once

 

[Catloafman]

Roast the E-liter
And the splash.
Also the tenta brella :)
And why not the squiffer.
Go for it!

Liter: you just like making people mad and it doesn't matter who
you either can make the entire enemy team want you to disconnect because you stop them from doing anything
OR you make yourself mad because you go some games where you hit no shots and the only splats/assists you get are from your kit

Splash: listen I know you have perfect jump rng but you are not a squiffer you don't need to jump literally every time you shoot the weapon

Tent: You have a irrational fear of ultra stamps that carry over to when you play other weapons for a while after switching off tent

Squiffer: This is a clip farming machine you play this weapon for the dopamine hit NOT to actually win games because this weapon isn't actually good at that except in the hands of a perfect player and last I checked there are no perfect players on Squid boards

 

[sevenleaf]

last I checked there are no perfect players on Squid boards

uhmmmm speak for yourself im perfect every bad jump, missed shot at point blank range, and roll off into the water is calculated. i'm Applying Pressure to the Enemy Team. no one's on my level

 

[How•SweeT!]

uhmmmm speak for yourself im perfect every bad jump, missed shot at point blank range, and roll off into the water is calculated. i'm Applying Pressure to the Enemy Team. no one's on my level

Buddy.
1v1 splat zones?

 

[sevenleaf]

Buddy.
1v1 splat zones?

ur on (theoretically) (if we can ever arrange a time) (not today i have plans) (but someday) (maybe)

 

[solz]

Sploosh-o-matic (can’t say range) , flingsa, and octobrush

 

[RetroShark]

alright I'm not gonna hold back for this one

You are one of the few people who actually enjoys blobs playstyle and would not like to see this weapon reworked
but if I might be so bold to ask why?
what is so fun about sitting in one spot half the game spamming a choke only for you to get nothing actually done because your bubbles are to slow?
what is so fun about making people suffer with your horribly laggy hitboxes which ends up getting
Blob players need to stop taking baths and take a shower for once

Objection! I knew you were gonna say this…
I actually don’t play like that surprisingly (since I see a whole lot of other blobbers doing that) I play much more aggressively, since (to counter it’s slow fire of blobs) I get very close to the enemy, since the blobs don’t have to travel so far then… and, because it’s a one shot, if I click on them before they do… I’d win that encounter 99% of the time! And if they’re a bit further… just shoot where you think they’re gonna be!

So…

take that!

I can bring in a witness to defend my claims!!!

(No haven’t been playing Ace Attorney a lot… uhh… uhh YOU’VE been playing Ace Attorney a lot!!!)

 

[OCTöHEAD]

Ooh, how about Dualie Squelchers?

 

[How•SweeT!]

ur on (theoretically) (if we can ever arrange a time) (not today i have plans) (but someday) (maybe)

heheheh…BET
I’ll give you my fc

 

[sevenleaf]

heheheh…BET
I’ll give you my fc

mine’s over on the side of my posts
(on landscape/desktop view of this site. otherwise it’s on my profile. lol)

 

[Catloafman]

Sploosh-o-matic (can’t say range) , flingsa, and octobrush

Ok imma be honest I literally could not think of a roast for sploosh your weapon is respectable (even though I don't enjoy fighting it)

For flingza: you tried playing roller but could not get the hang of the amazing vertical flick so you decided to play the roller with the easy mode paint bot vertical flick

You most likely overestimate your range on octobrush a lot, sure the weapon does have more range than inkbrush but it ain't by that much and you probably end up hitting people about 5 times and they still don't die because you were at the end of your range

 

[Catloafman]

Ooh, how about Dualie Squelchers?

You probably have learned the jump tech on this weapon but both A. use it way too often and B. can't aim while doing it making your fight drag on for way longer than any normal dualie squelcher fight should

(this roast comes from personal experience, this weapon is awesome but I am so bad at it)

 

[Masked_Katz]

The Jr. Go on, make my day.

 

[Catloafman]

The Jr. Go on, make my day.

Splat bomb
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[Algae]

why are you playing splatoon 2

in case this is serious, i enjoy myself when games are fun even if i lose; i cannot win a comp-multiplayer game all the time