let me state a neutral, objective fact about your main weapon

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Naut and Edit!
nautilus (47) (no one saw me mix that up at first :inkzooka:) had an unused early version of its tableturf card art:

it’s missing the ink-colored lights just before the nozzles. it’s one of a few main weapon cards that originally had an error in the weapon’s coloration

edit—according to inkipedia at least, i haven’t noticed this myself—has a part of its animation where you can see its empty cartridges be discarded

(most of these facts are gonna be sourced from inkipedia ftr, unless it’s something i Already Knew or i say “it’s blue” or something for the bit)

I have other mains, but this time I'm just sticking with one

it’s blue
(but it was green in splatoon 1, and purple in 2. its design has also simplified a bit across the three games, particularly with how the weapon’s ink tank connects to the weapon itself)

what the frick is happening in squidboards today

anyways tetras
i feel like not everybody knows this, but tetras are made by tentatek. while ttek (splattershot) was a collaboration with the splat brand for that kit specifically, tetras (both kits) are fully tentatek-made

sorella brella my wife
the canopy designs across splatoon 2 and 3 are different; splat3 drops the polka dots from the splat2 design and replaces the standard fish logo with the stylized pufferfish
 

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decav in general is another main weapon where the brand isn’t immediately obvious in its second kit’s naming. it’s a neo weapon. charcoal’s icon has the neo logo, but probably not everyone’s paying super close attention to that. totally not including me i definitely didn’t just learn this
 

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Octo shot?
I think it’s the only weapon without a tableturf battle card besides the order replicas.
oh wow you’re right. i think the only side order weapon that has a tableturf card is order dualies

anyway, the octo shot (replica) shares its kit with ttek in every game

sorry my ACTUAL main is the assault rifle
with the right attachments and tactics, it's a force to be reckoned with on the battlefield
 

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Bloblobber.
(Must EXTEND THE UNIVERSE)
the bloblobber's name in japanese is ă‚ȘăƒŒăƒăƒŒăƒ•ăƒ­ăƒƒă‚·ăƒŁăƒŒ (oobaafurossha), a portmanteau of "overflow" and "slosher"

Tri-Slosher Nouveau
in splatoon 1 and 2, tri nouveau is only visually distinct from its vanilla kit due to the sticker; only in splatoon 3 does it also have differently-colored handle

Do it. Perceive my wife
across all three games, hydra has never had a third kit
 

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