Wow, so I basically got paired up with people who cannot ink out of a wet paper bag and matched against the best of the best? What does that say about this game's revamped matchmaking system? Does it think that I am so good, I can hold the team up against four elite players and carry three beginners to victory? (Then again, some of the levels of my teammates suggest they are not beginners at all.)
As for JACOBO, as he was a Level 3 Splat Charger user, I'm going to guess that he JUST got the Splat Charger and this was his very first session with it. I've seen many beginner charger users not charge their shots at all and run around the field shooting lots and lots of uncharged shots in every direction, which is a surefire way to get yourself splatted over and over.
Also, something that isn't apparent just seeing the results screens is that my teammates were predominantly the gung-ho type who will ink the shortest possible path to the middle and get right to fighting. Problem is that if they're up against someone who can fight well AND ink well, they're majorly disadvantaged because they have limited ink to hide and swim around in compared to their opponents. And when they get splatted, they just swim that smae ink path until they find an opponent. This was particularly apparent in Mahi-Mahi Resort, where, more often than not, I would see one single thick path going forward from the spawn point, following the slope downwards, then a left turn and a right turn into the central area. I'd just ink whatever is around me, meaning I'd hang back, and by the time I get to the central area, it's alrealy mostly covered in enemy ink and at least two of my teammates have already been splatted.
What happens oddly often, also, is that we'd be ahead for the first two minutes, sometimes even putting Team Naughty into Danger! status, but nine times out of ten, they'd turn the match around during the last minute and pull ahead for the win. I don't know why that happens. I do notice that whenever we're ahead and I get splatted, however, we'd usually lose a step in the tug-of-war at the top of the screen regardless of how many players are out on the field between the teams. I like being at the top of my team, but I dislike being the linchpin. I'd prefer teammates who can hold the line when I get splatted!
This is the first Splatfest in a while where I failed to reach royalty. I only made it to Nice Champion 35 before time ran out. And now I'm stuck with a fever that, by the looks of things, will last until at least Christmas Day. As they say, no good deed goes unpunished.