The character(s) in the above avatar are after you. What do you do?

[SurrealSquid]

Too bad, I can hear you perfectly! Prepare to get your other horn torn off!

 

[Rustic]

 

[SurrealSquid]

Uhhh... Let's see if that armor can resist charger shots!

 

[Rustic]

Call a janitor-bot.
That mess behind him isn't going to clean itself.

 

[SurrealSquid]

En garde! (You do have a sword, right?)

 

[Rustic]

Tell him that Blue is a totally original color.

Spoiler: Loads a swords

Raze-Lighter, Bolt-Caster, or Darkdrinker.
Which one you want?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Neat swords you have there. But can they keep up with my biggoron's sword?

 

[Rustic]

I see an Inkling bragging about a sword that's non-existent in their universe, saying that his 'sword' is better than mine.

Spoiler

Whatever that means...

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Get a rifle and 360 NoScope that idiot.

 

[SurrealSquid]

Yeah, I can pull stuff that doesn´t even exist in my universe out of my pockets. I don´t know, really. I must have an interdimensional portal in there somewhere or something.
Ever noticed that we have the same ink color? Your inkstrike can´t hurt me!

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Those are obviously bluetooth headphones, so I'll connect my phone to it and blare the drop of Surface by Aero Chord through them.

 

[SurrealSquid]

Great, you made me deaf. Have a killer wail aimed right at you as a reward!

 

[Posso]

*Pulls out water pistol

 

[SurrealSquid]

*swims away and shoots you from afar with highly corrosive ink*

 

[Posso]

*Magically revives himself from nothing in the sequel and comes back for revenge

 

[SurrealSquid]

*snipes you the instant you magically reappear because I was in the same place for reasons*

 

[MissingNumbers]

Question why this guy keeps going after his teammates.

 

[SurrealSquid]

Really, it's just this one guy who won't stop firing inkstrikes at me.
Are you going to hit me over the head with the slosher? I mean, your ink won't do any damage.

 

[Rustic]

Show him what the rest of my profile picture looks like.

Spoiler

Lots of leather. ;)

 

[SurrealSquid]

I guess that means your armor can´t withstand charger shots. It has been a pleasure, but now you will die.