The character(s) in the above avatar are after you. What do you do?

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Start a flame war.

 

[SurrealSquid]

Inklings are vulnerable while firing inkstrikes, so it should be no big deal to splat him.

 

[BlueDogXL]

but oh no

1: Inkstrikes got buffed so they launch faster
2 You're the same color.

/me poke

 

[SurrealSquid]

Meh. They´re still exposed while selecting their target.
Grab something and launch it at the squid so he gets knocked out.

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Slosh till she can't slosh no more

 

[Rustic]

Give them a brush with death.

 

[SurrealSquid]

CHAAAAARGE!
haha get it?
(I´m so sorry...)

 

[Rustic]

Show them what a Flaming Thor would be like.
Then give them an UNNERFED flaming hammer in the face.

 

[SurrealSquid]

Somebody activate the water hose, I have protection against it anyway!

 

[Captain Woomy]

Push them off the ledge at Moray Towers. (I couldn't resist. I'd never forgive myself if I did not take this opportunity to do so.)

 

[SurrealSquid]

Team up with Orangee to splat you.
(OBSCURE REFERENCE ALERT)

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Team up with Orangee to splat

Ryven Bloo?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Ryven Bloo?

Indeed. Also, I know that look. Point your inkstrike elsewhere.

 

[Rustic]

Rosy cheeks? Weird smirk? Carp, I'm getting out of here. I ain't taking the risk of getting 'krakened.'

 

[SurrealSquid]

Smack him from behind with a carbon roller I just happened to have at hand.

 

[Cuttleshock]

A Carbon-wielder is after me? From experience, I'll run towards the camera and then get stuck against a wall I didn't see and which wasn't covered in my ink, promptly getting smooshed.

 

[SurrealSquid]

HOW ON EARTH AM I SUPPOSED TO DEFEAT A LEGENDARY POKEMON?

 

[GoldWatson]

Keep on posting memes to squidboards.

 

[Rustic]

Twiddle my thumbs nervously while staring at it.

it's just a pointed and stylized hexagon?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

I challenge you to a joust.