The character(s) in the above avatar are after you. What do you do?

[Quibblingsun86]

Challenge her to a pokemon battle.

 

[SurrealSquid]

You will never stand a chance against my perfectly trained Garchomp! (It even has all the EVs and IVs)

 

[Quibblingsun86]

well how about my level 100 wigglytuff! No one can stand up to her!

 

[SurrealSquid]

Gengar shall take care of it.

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Dout it. Use grass knot, wigglytuff!

 

[SurrealSquid]

That was not very effective.

 

[Quibblingsun86]

How heavy is gengar?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Gengar is a ghost. I'm pretty sure ghosts weigh almost nothing.

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Srry wrong question. How big is he?

 

[SurrealSquid]

He stands at around 1,5 meters tall.

 

[Anaru]

Bulbapedia says his weight is 40.5 kg

 

[SurrealSquid]

What? How does it weigh that much? It's a ghost darn it! Well, that still isn't much by Pokemon standards.

 

[Anaru]

Well, it let' grass knot's power against your Gengar be 60. No idea how to calculate the damage since I'm a super casual pokémon player

 

[SurrealSquid]

60 is not a lot. It should resist that.

 

[Cuttleshock]

Ughhh, I'm here. Yes, no, Grass Knot is never a move you'd want to use on Gengar. Gengar has respectable Special bulk and Wiggly isn't overwhelmingly powerful, so it's not great to begin with, but 60 base damage on a resisted hit (due to Poison typing) is nothing. Gengar has an overwhelming advantage here, resisting Fairy moves as well and being able to deal great damage, possibly OHKO, with Sludge Bomb. Re:Gengar being heavy - its pre-evolutions are tied for the lowest weight of all Pokémon, 0.1kg or 0.2lbs; Pokédex statistics don't go lower than that, so we don't know precisely. Gengar's presumably gained more corporeal presence in evolution, particularly evidenced when it Mega Evolves and loses its power of levitation for the first time.

 

[SurrealSquid]

I knew it.
But what is a Gengar gonna do against freaking Reshiram?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

*shrugs* I think I'm just going to edge out of this Pokemon battle before I get mistaken for one

 

[SurrealSquid]

Fist fite me bruh 1v1 final destination no items

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Fite fite fite fite XD

COME AT ME BRUH

 

[SurrealSquid]

U wot m8? I'm gunna rek u so hard u won't know what hit u