The character(s) in the above avatar are after you. What do you do?

[Anaru]

Walks toward him from behind slightly faster in order to sneak up on you

 

[SurrealSquid]

Try to get them both with one splat bomb.

 

[Deleted member]

Become a squid and super jump just in time.

 

[SurrealSquid]

Get him when he comes back for more.

 

[Rustic]

Nonchalantly look at my clearly non-existent watch and quickly leave because that kid looks like he did something nefarious in his pants.

Spoiler

bad jokes ftw

 

[SurrealSquid]

Cringe at that joke.

 

[Achamo]

Take away the weapons.

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Catch all the Pokemon.

 

[SurrealSquid]

Take the inkstrike and deactivate it.

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Use my kawaii to hypnotize him

 

[SurrealSquid]

Try to not get hypnotized by that kawaii.

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Keep giving him the puppy dog eyes

 

[SurrealSquid]

Tell her I don´t fall for puppy dog eyes.

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Admit defeat...not!!! Splat him with the aerospray rg

 

[SurrealSquid]

get salty because an aeromeme splatted me.

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Just fall on the floor and die because your salt killed me

 

[SurrealSquid]

Cheer and celebrate with some crabby cakes.

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Wake up all zombie-like to steal your crabby cakes

 

[SurrealSquid]

Splat her with my splatterscope. Zombies are slow, so it should be an easy shot.

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Drop dead again, dodging the shot. Get up, walk, drop, repeat.