The character(s) in the above avatar are after you. What do you do?

[Anaru]

Asks her what kind of candy she does like.

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Reply with chocolate and caramel…and Reese's :)
(When I had braces, I would justify eating chocolate with 'it's not candy' XD)

 

[SurrealSquid]

Bribe her with some chocolate.

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Take it before asking what he wants me to do (and if this chocolate has anything funny in it)

 

[SurrealSquid]

Reply that I just want her to stop chasing me. (read title of thread if you don´t understand)
If she refuses, splat her with the blaster I magically took out of my pocket.

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Shrug and agree. BUt adds that then again, I'm pretty much always doing that 'cause it's this thread

 

[SurrealSquid]

Complain about the inescapability of this situation. We are forever doomed to try and murder each other here.

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Reply that we could just be playing tag
*runs away*

 

[SurrealSquid]

Yell that this isn´t a game, then shoot her in the back.

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Kraken him in the back while he isn't looking.

(I know this was from a while ago, but my favorite candies are just about anything that contains chocolate and peanut butter in the same wrapper)

 

[SurrealSquid]

Splat her from a distance. Snipers are the worst enemies of brushes unless you manage to sneak up on them.

 

[Anaru]

I play Octobrush like a stealthy ninja so that's no problem for me and I easily splat you

 

[SurrealSquid]

You better be quick or I will notice and snap my snipe right onto you.

 

[Anaru]

I'll go slow enough so I don't make ripples

 

[Chaos_Knight]

Steal the Zapfish and give it to an Octoling.

 

[Anaru]

My Zapfish electrocuted him, escaped, and came back to me!

 

[SurrealSquid]

Make the zapfish electrocute her by scaring it with a shot.

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Sneak up from behind using my ninja squid, and then splat you using my new aerospray RG

 

[SurrealSquid]

Remind her that the new one is called aerospray PG.

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Scream "AMATEURS" before splatting Surreal.