The character(s) in the above avatar are after you. What do you do?

[Agimé]

Good choice. I would use you as beef stew.

Noooo! Then I will make you into… Strangely Ripped Pikachu Ribs!

 

[HudnofskiBlue]

Noooo! Then I will make you into… Strangely Ripped Pikachu Ribs!

That actually sounds delicious. I would invite you to work at my resturaunt.

 

[Agimé]

That actually sounds delicious. I would invite you to work at my resturaunt.

Would you? Shall I send you my CV?

 

[HudnofskiBlue]

Would you? Shall I send you my CV?

Yeah. You can work in the Pikachu preparing and cooking area.

 

[Agimé]

Yeah. You can work in the Pikachu preparing and cooking area.

Can I cook you? ;)

 

[HudnofskiBlue]

Can I cook you? ;)

Naw I would be too tough.

 

[Achamo]

Master Ball it.

 

[Joasa]

Get on my Charizard and get the the nope away from them and their annoying OP Eeveeloutions. At least they're not creepy 8-year-olds in S/M like they were in X/Y

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Take out bar underneath her.

 

[SurrealSquid]

Thanks for standing still, mate. You´re an easy target.

 

[Generic Username]

i stand no chance!! i'am reduced to accept my fate. :D

 

[Sgt. Puffling]

Start jumping around and ask him/her if she wants to pet me.

 

[Generic Username]

2B would gladly pet you!! she might be an android. she would still pet you if asked for it and have the time!! :D

i would bark with her!! she seem very friendly!!

 

[Enker (M.D.)]

Offer a smoke and a pancake, cigar and a waffle, pipe and a crepe, or a bong and a blitz~

 

[DynamoCamostar34]

Kill her with my Dynamo Roller.

 

[Enker (M.D.)]

Kill her with my Dynamo Roller.

Him*

 

[Rustic]

Crash a tank into the person of indeterminate gender's face.

 

[SurrealSquid]

Isn't that a little extreme? I prefer simpler stuff, like planting bullets in heads from far away.

 

[Wothur]

Gently lick the side of my opponent's face.

 

[Rustic]

Sew his mouth shut, it'd prevent him from putting anyone else into more Law and Order: Special Victims Unit episodes.