The object on your right is your weapon in the invasion of the Octolings!

Clawford · Nov 24, 2015

An iPhone 6, complete with half cracked case.
spam them with microtransactions so they can't afford reinforcements

BlueDogXL · Nov 25, 2015

A big fan... PREPARE TO BE BLOWN AWAYYYYYYYYY

AidanC97 · Nov 25, 2015

A Camera....would love to take all of the pictures of the octolings nude to post them on Social Media to embarrass them lol

Kowai Yume · Nov 25, 2015

I have a queen-sized mattress next to me, so I'll probably be hiding behind it.

ThatSquidYouKnow · Nov 25, 2015

A blanket. For reasons.

Graff · Nov 26, 2015

Toilet Paper Deco GO!!

BlueDogXL · Nov 26, 2015

Now it's my brother. *shove* GO KICK SOME OCTOS.

ThatSquidYouKnow · Nov 27, 2015

A wiimote. I'll use it as a wiimote.

IsmaR · Nov 27, 2015

A water bottle.

Surprisingly effective, all things considered.

Clawford · Nov 27, 2015

Nothing.
Well ****.

Marigi174 · Nov 27, 2015

My Wii U

Man... beating splatoon enemies to death with Splatoon

how ironic lol

Rom-Steïn · Nov 27, 2015

Second try, in another house.

In my right there is a bottle of beer...
A DRINKING BATTLE TO THE DEATH. *hips*

Rustic · Dec 20, 2015

A wall. Well at least I can toss them against the wall repeatedly, until they Ink the wall. Then I'm boned.

Crimsoninkling · Dec 28, 2015

A computer. I'll hack them to death, Glitchfest has begun!

G1ng3rGar1 · Dec 28, 2015

Second time around, I have a Guitar Hero Drum Set. TIME TO FACE DA MOOSIC

Metal King Slime · Dec 30, 2015

A sofa cushion. Welp, I'm boned.

Achamo · Dec 30, 2015

A bottle of unscented lotion..

G1ng3rGar1 · Dec 30, 2015

Achamo said:
A bottle of unscented lotion..

Well have fun with that XD
I have my macbook. NUUU NOT MY APPLE BABY

XenoPixel · Dec 30, 2015

It would be pretty difficult to hit people with a king size bed.

buttpockets · Jan 6, 2016

I'LL DEFEAT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM WITH my nail clipper...

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