The object on your right is your weapon in the invasion of the Octolings!

[ThatSquidYouKnow]

HAHAHAHAHA WITH THIS WII U GAMEPAD, I'LL BE ABLE TO USE MIND CONTROL AND MAKE THEM SPLAT THEMSELVES. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Kagerou]

Soda.... TIME TO BLIND THEM WITH CARBONATED DRINKS!

 

[Drew]

A fork. A decent weapon, I suppose.

 

[13thGalaxy]

A literature textbook.

 

[Mendax]

my Nokia...
Eh, this'll be easy.

 

[Krak on inkster]

A full litre of water
Just kill them all with 1 bottle
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[NewSquidOnTheBlock]

I SHALL FIGHT TO THE DEATH WITH MY SOFA!

 

[Krak on inkster]

I SHALL FIGHT TO THE DEATH WITH MY SOFA!

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Best weapon ever

 

[NewSquidOnTheBlock]

"Best weapon ever"
Dude I can't even lift it.

 

[Krak on inkster]

Just push it

 

[NewSquidOnTheBlock]

My new object is the wall.
WHAT NOW VODOO MAN?!

 

[Ink Gunner Emily]

I have a giant bag of plushies... yeah.

 

[Anaru]

time for the most creative answer ever

my right arm

 

[Goolloom]

Jesus does that mean your arm is off to your right!?

I have a tuning fork... Great.

 

[Anaru]

Nah, I just thought it was a better answer than a white wall. I have a map of Europe next to me now since I'm studying. (well, about to be studying, or I wouldn't be here to be able to post this #Procrastination)

 

[Mendax]

my Holden Monaro.
I sense roadkill coming up...

 

[Rustic]

A sack of potatos.
It's time to spud them.

 

[Ink Gunner Emily]

Well, I guess I'm goring Octolings with a 24 pack case of soda. Lovely.

 

[Anaru]

Gotta use my Mayflash Gamecube Controller Adapter to fight them off!

 

[Jakkie]

I'll just have to use this pack of bologna~! Hah, fall to my amazing pack, of fresh bologna! I shall defeat my ow- my own kind with..

im sorry dad im such a traitor please end me

wait why do i have a pack of bologna on my desk for anyways