The object on your right is your weapon in the invasion of the Octolings!

[Ikaheishi]

My travel chopsticks, fork, and spoon.

Wait… A-Am I s-supposed t-to…

 

[Ink Gunner Emily]

Uhm... I have a Yoohoo box. That's going to hurt... and make them lactose intolerant.

 

[pixelizedchell]

I have soda can...I can't decide whether that will go well or horribly for me.

 

[Anaru]

I'm on my right, since if I could look to my right all the way around the Earth, I would see myself again

 

[Gray]

*looks to my right* nada
*looks to my left* Well, cat ears, guess I could cute them to death?

 

[shy]

My sweater?
Welp,,,I'm doomed ●︿●

 

[Ink Gunner Emily]

I have my coffee mug in close proximity and two 24 packs of Sprite on hand... yeah. Self Defense via soda. Refreshing and deadly~

 

[Anaru]

A model of a dragon! One of it's heads fell off but it's still got another one! If I can get it to be a real dragon the octolings don't stand a chance!

 

[Shard]

Octolings! Prepare to meet your maker! Meet...*Constant drum roll because I really don't want to fight with this...* a $2 plushie from Target. Why ;-;

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

A rocking chair. Pretty unclimactic

 

[Rustic]

A BEIGE WALL!

And I didn't happen to level up my strength to 99. RIP me.

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

A launchpad.

Dang it Octavio, you ruined the bass drop power!

 

[VeryButter]

My Nintendo 3DS XL is to my right.

i'ma force them to play through Super Mystery Dungeon and make them cry so hard that they end up draining their entire solid form and become a non-sentient puddle of ink on the ground
rip me

 

[Needles Jewel]

A bag of gummi bears.

By the power of sugar!

 

[SurrealSquid]

A bunch of papers.
Maybe I can distract them with paper planes?

 

[Anaru]

A fan/air conditioner! Because it's super hot where I live in California right now.

I'll blow all the octolings away so they fall to their death in Octo Valley! Just like that insanely powerful gust bellows item in SSB4 that blow people off the stage!

 

[VeryButter]

A giant blue exercise ball, or, as I like to call it, a seat ball.

I'll force them to work out until they're exhausted, and then finish them off by crushing their core/essence so that they can't respawn and just fall to the ground as a puddle.

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

A Table with a few objects on it, including a picture frame
But there's also a water bottle on it so I'll just use that ;)

 

[SurrealSquid]

A...wall. Great. Donald Trump would be proud.

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

A...wall. Great. Donald Trump would be proud.

For a moment when I was waiting on the thread to load I thought it was to your left, not right…which would've been a wall at the time XD

A wall (having turned around). Also, a lamp.