Sometimes I like to call the Rapid Blaster the "Rabid blaster".
People seem to avoid it like it was rabid, but then i decided to be a rabid fan of it after deciding i'd get as high rank as possible with the blaster. (It was a joke at first, but then it kinda grew on me xD). It was just a random thing that came into my head at the time since i was topping my team in the lower ranks going pretty well with the weapon as i saw peoples frustration in how to deal with such weapon,. Plus suction rush is quite rabid in some cases so yeah xD
Then came the Custom Range Blaster, after testing it out a few times, then going into ranked, I branded it as the "DeRanged Blaster" because i shortened "The" to "Der" and combined it with "Ranged" (while getting rid of the extra "r") after noticing in how it sounded like, i became amused. xD and it the weapon suited me perfectly too xD There's more to it, but it would become really long so i'll spare the specific details xD
Some other names that i came up with:
Tri Slosher"Try-Hard Slosher" probably because the fast fire rate and how frantic you have to be with inking and splatting makes it really seem like over exertion, but i wouldn't really call anyone this. It'd be unwise xD
E-litre: "Elite-r's" Simply because anyone who goes well with this weapon are Elite. They can aim well enough, so they can do their job properly as expected from an "Elite-r" xD and if your not performing up to scratch then maybe you're not Elite enough yet.
Krak-on Splat roller: Carry On Krak-on/Carry me Kraken. While refering to this whole thing about uneducated Krak-on users, i also name it like that because when i'm using it, i'm playing it casually and i just carry on with usual inking.