Weird inkling names!

[LoremIp5um]

Just ran into ol'Tard and ol'Feecz. Holla!

 

[Flareth]

I saw one yesterday that went by the name of Blck Jayzus. Fittingly, his Inkling was as well.

 

[Pteropine]

I watched my brother fight against CenaSenpai during splatfest!

 

[Flamestunt]

anything that's Japanese.

 

[Pinko]

Well idk if this counts but there was a guy named "Ryouto" written exactly like that trying to imitate a japanese name. In the same room, the same level, a Japanese person with the exact same name in kana showed up. It was funny.

 

[shy]

I saw someone named chickenman once.

 

[Pteropine]

I saw Kawaii desu in Hiragana a while back lmao

 

[YOJOEHOJO]

Recently, when a friend of mine was over I ran into "Bill Cosby" and was like "Shouldn't you be in jail or something? Instead you're just hiding out playing Splatoon, I guess.". A few matches later that same day I ran across "John Paul" and my mind instantly jumped to Pope John Paul and said "Well, apparently this is the game for people who've done atrocities to other people within a sexual manner... because now we've seen Pope John Paul and Bill Cosby."

 

[FP Mettaton]

> Turf war
> Planning a squid party
> The first one to enter the lobby is named "Inkshamer"
> Turn off Wii U
> Walk away

 

[Pteropine]

I FOUGHT AN INKSHAMER A WHILE BACK OMG

 

[SpaceCanary]

Back during Cars vs. Planes, I saw a Plane named SnakesOnA. I was rolling on the floor.

 

[Flareth]

There was this guy last night, his name was John Blood.

So simple, so edgy, and yet I love it. I wish I'd thought of it.

 

[kellie]

Played with a SwimShady...thought that was clever...I can never think of cool stuff

 

[16bitdave]

I see a lot of people named DAD

 

[Sombrinha]

There's a lot of mom and dads in the B rank Oo.
In the beginning of this Splatfest I saw an user named Bob Ross, but he wasn't using an inkbrush. :(

 

[empieflower]

Just earlier I was in a lobby with someone named schwifty.

I don't even watch Rick and Morty, but I started singing the song to myself while playing.

I also see plenty of Dads and Daddys in majority of my Turf War lobbies.

 

[Flareth]

*sighs* There's been: naenae#$, Weeb, a sad wonk, SweetTooth, damn furry, Daddelflix, where-u-at, sticky, InsertCoin, and C∞†Queen†.

Their significances, in order: referencing an apparent meme that I still don't know what it is; extra points for honest; extra points for honesty as well; it gave me a chuckle when I saw it, that's all; it's either referring to himself or to other people; it sounds to me like a pormanteau of Dada and Netflix, which sounds bizarrely awesome; that ain't Falco; this guy was a damn troll, hence his name's stuck in my head; the utter mystery of what will happen if I do (hopefully nothing raunchy!); if it's a reference to her rank, then I take the utmost pity on her.

 

[Cuttleshock]

From time to time, I've seen people with names along the lines of SniperGod, which is, like, fine; it's up to you to blow your trumpet if you can back that up in your play... but they're invariably using an SPro, .52, or even Sploosh.

 

[LMG]

I believe I once saw someone named datharass, although I'm not sure if it was in Splatoon >_>

 

[Captain Woomy]

Yesterday in squads I came across a squid named Big & Hard.