Weird inkling names!

[SmokyWreck]

This is not me seeing someone named something funny or odd, but me having an ALT account for practice i named 'DoTheSquid' and it's pretty hilarious when peoples see my name and squid bag. Because that's the whole point, do the squid ! Some-time my name alone provok squid parties and it's funny, except when it happen during rank training... Don'tDoTheSquid in rank thk

 

[Cuttleshock]

One name I came across today just made me break out into giggles because it didn't make any sense: "?+?="...

 

[Smashling79]

I once saw someone with the name HITLER CHAN during a splatfest

 

[dylan_not_bob]

 

[Spiderface]

Woah! I'm sure @birdiebee and I have played them, I remember we had a little chuckle...

Unfortunately I can't remember any amusing names which is amazing cause I know I've seen some great ones.

For a while birdiebee was "Bork" and I was "Frighten" out of respect and fondness of the "Bork Bork stop it son you are doin me a frighten" meme... <.< xD

 

[SomeRandomSplatoonPlayer]

>take disk out of case
>put disk in Wii U
>turn on console
>boot up game
>squid sisters announce stages
>equip weapon I feel like using
>enter turf war lobby
>see someone named "LimpBizkit"
>they're using a roller
>turn off console
>take disk out of console
>put disk back in case
>set case on fire
>set myself on fire
>die

10/10 would overreact again

Now put this when you find him next time.

That's his theme.

 

[birdiebee]

Woah! I'm sure @birdiebee and I have played them, I remember we had a little chuckle...

Unfortunately I can't remember any amusing names which is amazing cause I know I've seen some great ones.

For a while birdiebee was "Bork" and I was "Frighten" out of respect and fondness of the "Bork Bork stop it son you are doin me a frighten" meme... <.< xD

We did play with them! IIRC they were on our team and weren't particularly amazing. AND it was on Bluefin Depot. >:)

Every time I come back to this thread I try to remember another one. The only one I can come up with right now that amused me was "ぜったいにげるマン" (zettai nigeru man) which means "absolutely run away man." I was like, i feel u dude. i feel u. #splattershotjrproblems

 

[SaltyCal]

I played a Buddha one time in turf while back. He used the technique "infinite tears of heaven."

 

[Inkyumatsu]

I seen someone named "DTrump" or something like that once.

 

[SpiralRhapsody]

shoutouts to my favorite inkling MiaKhalifa

(don't look her up, kids)

 

[Aori]

My friend's main account is currently using the display name "NO" on their main profile.

 

[SuperStar2361]

i think i remember coming across a 's_xy beast' (with the e, surprisingly enough) or something like that fairly recently. that's probably the weirdest i've seen, unless any of the japanese players i've been against count. but i don't know any japanese, so idk.

 

[Flareth]

I saw one during the Splatfest that made me laugh. I don't remember the exact name, but it was something along the lines of "Fight for Waifu" shortened to fit the character limit.

 

[TacoOfDestruction]

I once came across a player called "dig bick" when I was twinning with a freind of mine, she misread the name and we subsequently lost the game as I started having a laughing fit over hearing her say "I splatted big d*ck" another funny name I've come across was named "her good" which might sound weird out of context, but if you splat them (insert lenny face here)

 

[Captain Woomy]

I saw someone a couple months ago named "Lil'Hitler" and another person named "dlcksucker." (I accidentally misread that second name when I first saw them enter the lobby. Me and my not so great mind...)

Edit: Today in the very first lobby ended up in were these three names at the top: "moist man.," "LikeABoss," and "wet cheese." I wonder if they're all friends...

 

[Pteropine]

$Dank420$, Prostate, and FurLover a long time ago RIP

 

[Lyn]

All of those parents that make their name "Daddy" or "Mommy".

'Splatted Daddy!' is a very uncomfortable thing to see.

 

[Flareth]

Oh God... this was from some months ago, but I remember it like it was yesterday.

Never shall I forget the name: "2intheINK". Gets a disappointed chuckle out of me every time I even think about it.

 

[Maave]

"Hottodoggu"
japanese pronunciation of hotdog

 

[★Forge]

I joined a Random Turf War once and There was 3 Players named BONKEBONKE