What would you Do if you were turned into a Inkling

[Ohaxer]

What would you do?

 

[calamaro]

Find Callie and ask her out.

 

[Dewnose]

Find Marie, and ask about the New Squidbeak Splatoon.

 

[Cephalobro]

Fling ink to cover areas where I don't want anyone else going into, like my room when I want to have my privacy.

 

[Enperry]

If we were inklings irl, or in the Splatoon world?

If I were an inkling irl, I would show myself to the government to be cloned, and be the master of hide and seek before.

If I were in the Splatoon world, I would train daily to be the freshest squid out there.

 

[Bippzy]

I'd probably just flop around slowly in Inkopolis Square in squid form until someone asked if I was okay.

 

[Maave]

quit school and own a gun

 

[BBGrenorange]

Guys he's asking for serious help he's been turned into a squid and you think this is funny!?!

 

[IHaveAToaster]

Participate in the blood sport of fellow Inklings until I've raised enough money to buy a Oboro Callie body pillow.

 

[J'Wiz]

I would be a complete narcissist. Hugging and petting myself, and trying to hug mirrors. Also playing with my hair constantly.

 

[Azure ST]

Write a fanfiction about it

I dunno. would I go to Inkopolis or stay on present day earth?

If I stay where I am, I would ensure my human self is presumed dead by drowning or otherwise. Then I would go undercover, find Nintendo, and make myself a lot of money off marketing & publicity

If I wind up in Inkopolis I'd probably start my life over. There I would begin constructing a "fictional" world of "my own interpretation" of the human race( it would just be a hobby). I could also make a second interpretation of humanity entirely from my head and see which one people take to.

 

[Flareth]

First thing I do is squidbag the entire world to get it out of my system. really I have to be the one to say it smdh

Next I... dunno, actually. Other than being able to transform there's not much to distinguish an Inkling from your average self-absorbed teenager. Maybe I'll write a 150-page research paper on my newfound physiology so I can better understand myself.

 

[RocketsTail]

Challenge Pearl to a rap battle with Cuttlefish judging :)

 

[SilverBrick]

Figure out how to change my gender, eyes and hair. Then adopt new hairstyles and spread them across the land.

 

[Elecmaw]

Be eternally blessed because without bones my arthritis would be permanently gone

Then be sad because it seems only young squids are allowed to play Turf War so i'm gonna be bored doing mundane seafood-related jobs for the rest of my life