Worst Teammates Ever

[TheSaltySquid]

Some of the worst teammates you've had list them here.

I know one time I was in rain maker and no one ever covered me they all let me die. Also there was one time when two members were Afk. It sucked

 

[MintChipper]

Some of the worst teammates you've had list them here.

I know one time I was in rain maker and no one ever covered me they all let me die. Also there was one time when two members were Afk. It sucked

Living up to your name it seems, solo queue rainmaker is a mixed bag in some cases, but did you survey the situation around you? Was it reasonable to grab it and go like that? Did you let out a d-pad command saying you were gonna push?

 

[TheSaltySquid]

Living up to your name it seems, solo queue rainmaker is a mixed bag in some cases, but did you survey the situation around you? Was it reasonable to grab it and go like that? Did you let out a d-pad command saying you were gonna push?

Yea I did we were all in one pack and they all dashed forward without me while I was already holding it. They didn't come back to protect me. Another time no one would grab it when they were all dead and the person who did grab it left all of us and lost us the game

 

[SquiliamTentacles]

I don't know how somebody can get 50 points with a Squiffer. I really don't.

 

[2xDair]

Back in B rank one guy on my team was in the perfect position to stop a heavily damaged rainmaker from winning the game, and they instead walked away and super jumped to spawn; this took much longer than it would to simply swim there (because he was so close). We lost thanks to that guy, but solo queue in the B's is a nightmare anyway. I've been having much more fun after breaking into A rank.

 

[⭐️Latias]

This morning in turf war, three people on my team were messing around (obviously friends in the same lobby). They were just spamming the nice button and squid-bagging people I splatted. That was... interesting to say the least.

 

[Airi]

We were doing Rainmaker on Flounder Heights and the Rainmaker was right on the edge of the buildings... Two of my team mates tried to swim up the side to get up. Every single time they did, the Rainmaker's shield would knock them back but they kept trying. .-. You would think after the first two times, they would think to go a different way, especially when I just inked a path right next to them. But no. For some reason, they ignored the much clearer path up that my Heavy Splatling made and kept trying to get up the side only to be knocked back by the shield. Needless to say... We did not win that match. .-.

Also, I always do love it when I'm standing on the ledges on Moray Towers.... And one of my team mates comes up behind me or right up next to me and bumps me off the edge. Great team work, everyone. :v

 

[Flareth]

*Raises hand* May I nominate myself? For I can't remember the last time I really contributed anything of value to my team's victories.
(Well, there was this one time I pushed the Rainmaker to the goal from near our goal... but I forget when that was.)

Although my personal candidate for worst Splatoon player (if it can't be me) goes to the guy that got 3 points in a Turf War. I could understand if someone didn't do so well in points, but to only get 3... that gy had to be trying to get that few points.

 

[TheSaltySquid]

*Raises hand* May I nominate myself? For I can't remember the last time I really contributed anything of value to my team's victories.
(Well, there was this one time I pushed the Rainmaker to the goal from near our goal... but I forget when that was.)

Although my personal candidate for worst Splatoon player (if it can't be me) goes to the guy that got 3 points in a Turf War. I could understand if someone didn't do so well in points, but to only get 3... that gy had to be trying to get that few points.

I've never seen that before. He was probably just there to troll teams or test something

 

[Axeliira]

I have my fair share of worst teammates in ranked. Especially in Rainmaker. Had a few who kept taking the Rainmaker to our own goal, I ended up switching teams after we lost thanks to them. :(

 

[BlackZero]

I've lost count the number of times that my team does an excellent job only for everything to fall apart once we get a decent lead. It's like everyone forgets how to play in the last 30 seconds.

 

[TheSaltySquid]

I've lost count the number of times that my team does an excellent job only for everything to fall apart once we get a decent lead. It's like everyone forgets how to play in the last 30 seconds.

That happened to me this morning lol

 

[Of Moose & Men]

I've lost count the number of times that my team does an excellent job only for everything to fall apart once we get a decent lead. It's like everyone forgets how to play in the last 30 seconds.

This is the stuff that turns me away from playing Ranked most times. We'll get a lead then everyone just sort of falls off. People refuse to take note of their surroundings, people just start bum rushing the opponent, the list goes on. . .
And as a Heavy Splatling/Dynamo/3K scope main, I just watch it all happen from afar. . .

Until they make their push and ultimately make everything we worked towards null.

 

[Ryuji]

I've lost count the number of times that my team does an excellent job only for everything to fall apart once we get a decent lead. It's like everyone forgets how to play in the last 30 seconds.

It's the pressure that kicks in when people know the game is about to be over. If they don't do something, they wont win. Classic fight or flight response.

 

[BlackZero]

And as a Heavy Splatling/Dynamo/3K scope main, I just watch it all happen from afar. . .

I may have to start doing that in rainmaker. This morning, I spent a lot of time "paving the way" for the RM carrier because teammates don't understand what an escort mission is so I played way more aggressively than I'm used to. I did a good job of clearing the front only for the enemy team to take me and the RM out form behind. People, I can't shoot forwards and backwards at the same time!

It was super frustrating, because we got to about 30. After we died, the other team grabbed it, ran it up to 26 and won by default. I was royally pissed, but took some comfort in introducing the other team to my Heavy Splatling. A lot of people met my precious "Puff the Magic Dragon" that round. ;)

 

[LMG]

I may have to start doing that in rainmaker. This morning, I spent a lot of time "paving the way" for the RM carrier because teammates don't understand what an escort mission is so I played way more aggressively than I'm used to. I did a good job of clearing the front only for the enemy team to take me and the RM out form behind. People, I can't shoot forwards and backwards at the same time!

It was super frustrating, because we got to about 30. After we died, the other team grabbed it, ran it up to 26 and won by default. I was royally pissed, but took some comfort in introducing the other team to my Heavy Splatling. A lot of people met my precious "Puff the Magic Dragon" that round. ;)

For agressive Splatling madness you should try out the Mini Splatling. All the joy of extreme firepower with the handling of a Shooter ;)

 

[Of Moose & Men]

For agressive Splatling madness you should try out the Mini Splatling. All the joy of extreme firepower with the handling of a Shooter ;)

You can never go wrong with the TTK/Octoshot loadout lol, such a great loadout. If I wasn't exclusively a defensive player, I'd most certainly be using the Mini. Inkzooka's are just so. . . broken good. Even after the "nerf".

 

[GerbilCrab475]

An aerospray user who only gets 200 pts. How is that possible?

 

[BlackZero]

An aerospray user who only gets 200 pts. How is that possible?

Must be related to the guy with a Krak-On roller who only got 316 two games ago.

 

[electraheart]

i can't stand teammates, in general, who don't pay attention to how many enemies are left. if they're all dead or even just two, RUN WITH THE RAINMAKER. or get on the tower. who are you trying to guard it from anymore??? there's literally no one alive.

i had a teammate a few matches ago. we were in overtime. it was rainmaker. they were holding it. there was A CLEAR PATH. they were running out of time. and they STILL DIDN'T RUN. even as it counted down from five. they made no progress at all. they kept firing the rainmaker at literally no one and it was the most frustrating thing to watch. i feel like even if you know you can't (even tho they could in this case) and it's counting down from FIVE..... you should at LEAST TRY