You know you play too much Splatoon when:

[Ikaheishi]

When seeing “Ika” on the menu is absolutely horrifying.

 

[Achamo]

When you see a kid holding a toy pistol and wearing, you think Splat Tim.

He does it!

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

When someone turns 14 and you tell them You're a Kid now You're a Squid now

 

[Player 3.0]

when you see one of the nintendo zappers and think N-ZAP89

 

[Achamo]

When you're doing chores such as mopping the floors with a mop and bucket, and you say to your parents:

"I found the mop, but where's the slosher?"

 

[FlyingInk]

When the cars that you own have a squid sticker on the rear window (Etsy).
When you receive two splatoom tee shirts for Xmas (I already had 1 so that makes 3)..
When the person you love throws it in your face during arguments.
When you pay two times the price to a scalper for the Splatoon 3 Amiibo pack.
When the first thing you do in the morning is grab a cup of coffee and play Splatoon.

 

[duskrelics]

when you feel like you can melt into the carpet like it's ink and swim in it
when you see the charger reticle even when you're not looking at the screen :|

 

[boredguy108]

When you can recognize the specials people have just by looking at their weapons.

 

[Babycowland]

When you start thinking about how real life locations would work as Splatoon maps (I think where I work could be a sort of interesting one, though inkzookas would probably be OP there).

When you try to turn into a squid to move faster in other games.

When you watch sports and compare the game to ranked matches you've had.

When you refuse to eat squid because of the game.

 

[mercenariez]

...you get to level 50 in less than 2 months or so (me).

...you get so tired of playing ranked you try and create squid parties in turf wars, or just dance around while not really trying.

...you watch videos of people doing dumb glitches (e.g. getting into impossible areas, lololol)

...you wish there were more high level Splatoon streams on (why is this game so unpopular compared to the others???)

 

[Shard]

When I keep on seeing this one person's pair of shoes at school that look exactly like and constantly say to myself: "We can't super jump, let alone make it happen any faster." Then in class he looks up guns and I always see him look up ones that look like the and I nearly go insane. Then after class he always goes out for water balloon fights. With balloons that look like

 

[Hitzel]

When you're walking past someone on the street, see their shoes, and think "Krak-on".

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

When you say, "screw homework, let's do splatoon"

 

[Needles Jewel]

When you go to the beach and see an urchin, you have the urge to find a snail and bring it to the urchin.

 

[JekyllHydeTrash]

You know you play Splatoon too much when you have made 7 Splatoon Squid plushies. XD

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

You're hyped for July 8th.

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

When you refuse to eat squid because of the game.

I haven't had squid before, and I probably won't ever

When your mom is worried that you're turning into a squid

 

[JasmineJasmine]

You are still up at 5AM Saturday morning when you should have been asleep a long time ago playing turf war saying to yourself "Okay, just one more game."

 

[Achamo]

When see a Cuttlefish and call it "Cap'n".

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

When you jump on Splatoon to get a quick reference for some art you're doing and you end up playing match after match after match…(true story, I did get the picture done tho)