You know you play too much Splatoon when:

[Achamo]

When you attempt 'Burst Canceling' during a water balloon fight at the beach.

 

[SurrealSquid]

You refuse to eat squid and octopus.

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

When you think about how your squidsona would look (I've been thinking about this since I got a haircut two months ago :p)

 

[SurrealSquid]

You struggle to adapt to the long range of regular weapons in shooters other than Splatoon.

 

[ayyumeme]

You fail at every other shooter in existence.

 

[Legit-Yite]

When you go to the X Games but thought it was Squidforce

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Hope this doesn't count as bumping or whatever, but I just realized one today:

When you know LS as long sleeves (we saw a thing that said MY LS and I said it meant My long sleeves XD)

 

[binx]

When you bring Splatoon in vacations, accepting a H+ connection via mobile phone.

 

[Achamo]

When you fill your Super Soaker with actual Squid Ink.

 

[VeryButter]

when you're a squiffer main and you complain about there being no motion controls in Warframe while you're using the MK1-Paris

 

[SmokyWreck]

You know you've played too much splatoon when;

-You draw squids and listen mostly to splatoon music
-When you hear splatoon music you get hyped and crave to play
-You think it's a challenge when someone splat you often
-When you see someone speaking about a game that has some 'S' rank in there and you automatically think ''Wow, this player must be pretty good if they are S rank !''

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

When you get a Splatoon backpack XD

 

[Callieisbae]

"You know when u been playing to much splatoon when".......

When you go to a seafood restaurant in order fried calamari
U can hear inkzookas and inkstrike going off at 2 in the morning
When u are very groggy and think The squid sisters tour bus had pulled up in your garage
When u have too much splatoon merch

 

[Ott]

When you yell Booyah after doing something cool.

Or how about when I imitated the actual Inkling's language in real life. (Yelling some of the things Inklings yell when you press the buttons.)

 

[bubble26062]

You know you've played too much Splatoon when

-Every time you see a clock or alarm at 1 minute you can here the music that plays at the end of turf wars

-You force your friends to play on your account just to share the joy of playing with them

-When you see a squid-bagger you can force your skill level up to constantly find and splat them over and over and over...

-You lose your ability to play stick controls

-Every time you see something bright pink fly by your face your first reaction is to look down to see how they infiltrated your defences

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

When you make plush squibs.

 

[Leronne]

When you flunk senior year and have to do it all over again (i gratuated now of course)

 

[Makeshift]

-You know you play too much Splatoon when you keep referring to paint as ink.

-You try to swim in the ground, but realize you aren't part squid.

-You develop a dislike for octopus.

-You listen to Splatoon music on a daily basis because the game has an amazing soundtrack and it gives you life.

 

[-Lily-]

You know you play too much Splatoon when...

- You are doing an art project in school involving paint rollers, and you make a Splatoon reference as soon as the teacher hands them out.
- The "Squid Kid" song gets stuck in your head on a daily basis.
- You try to splash paint with a paintbrush at someone you dislike irl in hopes of splatting them.

 

[Savii]

Whenever you're in art class and you accidentally say can you pass me that Inkbrush xD