OnePotWonder

OnePotWonder

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  • OnePotWonder
    I just don't understand it. How is everyone so content with everything? Why am I the only one complaining at all? What is it that makes the current state of the game so appealing? Or else how can everyone just tolerate it so easily? I don't understand.
    OnePotWonder
    Back from my vacation to weapon crisis hell, I finally found something that checks all the boxes.
    Good range, decent paint, kill power able to compete with short range, good mobility, good kit, underrated, and decently viable.
    As an added bonus, it has a strong emphasis on not dying. Ironically it still runs QR due to its gear freedom. I will not be running QR on it.
    OnePotWonder
    I just realized there’s an awards show happening. Seems neat.
    I will be running for Best Vocabulary. Not to boast, but I am verbose; my wordplay knows no bounds. On those grounds, I think I deserve it most. 🤓
    OnePotWonder
    I might just be in a bad mood thanks to surprise homework, but I am so absolutely ****ing tired of constantly having splatfests where one unpopular team sweeps all of the battle categories and wins. Votes should count for way more points, and should count for extra when it's an overwhelming majority like with this fest. I'm talking 150 points standard and 200 if it's above a 50% majority.
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    youre_a_squib_now
    youre_a_squib_now
    Yes, one person doesn't make a difference, but everyone collectively does, which creates a sense of 1. teamwork/camaraderie with the rest of your team even though you haven't met 99.9% of them and 2. feeling like you're contributing, because even though by yourself you aren't, you're not by yourself. But if there's no way to win anyway than that all goes away.
    sevenleaf
    sevenleaf
    a tied splatfest would be very funny though
    Aiko.Octo
    Aiko.Octo
    thinking about it I guess I wouldn't mind too much if popularity weighed a little more, but I worry any mechanism that incentivizes picking the most popular option might have a side effect of encouraging people to pile onto the team they think will be the most popular no matter what, and that might result in a greater imbalance between teams and more mirror matches.
    OnePotWonder
    In a shocking plot twist, I am currently maining a shooter. Though, to be fair, .96 is about as alienated from the rest of the class as a shooter can get. A combination of long range and rapid severe accuracy falloff fix the main aspects of the class that make it feel cheap and easy. And what better way to counter other, worse shooters? I may keep it.
    OnePotWonder
    I have plenty of ideas for new special weapons but I'm struggling to refine any of them.
    You can look forward to Booyah Barrier and something that makes use of the Spawner Drones in the indeterminate future.
    OnePotWonder
    I'm beginning to get utterly sick of this game.
    Every match; shooters, blasters, dualies. Would it kill Nintendo to make weapons that are actually fun to fight good, in place of this trash?
    Why can't we have Brellas be top tier? Why not Splatlings? It's starting to wear on me.
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    OnePotWonder
    OnePotWonder
    I figure the same. I’m very much struggling to enjoy playing, even when I’m winning. I’ll probably give it a few days to a week before I try coming back.

    I envy people who have weapons they’re able to main. Nothing feels perfect for me, and it pretty badly impacts my ability to enjoy the game.
    Catloafman
    Catloafman
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    solz
    A great way to cool down to Beat inner agent three A few times 👍
    OnePotWonder
    Out of boredom and burnout, I decided to pick up Big Swig Express again. It's very easy to forget how powerful the main weapon is. I think it's safe to say that the weapon is in the category of "could be good with a real kit", though a damage scaling buff to its horizontal flicks would go a long way.

    My dream kit for Big Swig would probably be Ink Mine + Crab Tank.
    OnePotWonder
    On an unrelated note, I've finally found a weapon to main; Splatana Stamper Nouveau. It's a near-perfect blend of the criteria I look for in a weapon; good fighting range, strong in melee, has Crab Tank. It leaves a little to be desired in the paint and sub weapon departments, but I have Mint Decav and Heavy Edit Nouveau to fill in those gaps.

    Took long enough.
    OnePotWonder
    I am not happy. NOT. HAPPY.
    I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELVES TEAM PAST.
    We made so much progress in this series, and rather that enjoy what we have or look forward to what's coming, you'd rather soulfully reflect on how good Sting Ray and Kraken were. You supported the only time when the game was objectively worse, and won. Good going. The past is a place for mistakes and failures. Why care about it at all?!
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    sevenleaf
    sevenleaf
    but unless all of OTH and deep cut are getting brainwashed in the next story i don't expect that trend to continue, lol

    my money's still on the past win largely translating to the general vibe of s4 being past-themed in some way, but as i said, there's so many ways the devs could be planning to take it. as you said, we'll just have to see
    Grushi
    Grushi
    Okay but think about it:

    Past wins > more Chirpy Chips

    Perfect
    sevenleaf
    sevenleaf
    past wins: old chirpy chips song remasters
    present wins: chirpy chips rhythm game
    future wins: new chirpy chips releases
    OnePotWonder
    A small complication has arisen with regards to the shooter post.
    After Squeezer got nerfed, I tried it out again. I ended up liking it post-nerfs. That on its own isn't a problem; the semi-autos were already mostly exempt from the issues I have with the rest of the class. Except then I felt like playing Kraken Royale, and tried out .96 again due to its similar playstyle. It wasn't bad. This is a problem.
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    isaac4
    isaac4
    Loved seeing this whole story develop.
    OnePotWonder
    OnePotWonder
    The problem with shot RNG is it makes whether or not you actually hit your shots a gamble. Luck-based. And I’m not here to play dice, I’m here to play squid paintball. I would make a suggestion to eliminate shot RNG entirely, but dragging dualies and splatlings into the mess makes it twice as convoluted.
    OnePotWonder
    OnePotWonder
    Now that I think more about it, I could make a two-parter and put off the half regarding dualies and splatlings indefinitely…
    Even then it’s still difficult. Might be able to mitigate or rework it, though, which would be a step in the right direction.
    OnePotWonder
    Regrettably, I’ve decided to drop Recycled Brella. As much as I love the main even with its flaws, the kits are both so undeniably awful that it’s just not worth my time, especially when Sorella Brella exists.
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    isaac4
    isaac4
    They really should have just given it Burst instead of Angle Shooter.
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    OnePotWonder
    OnePotWonder
    I don't think that Angle Shooter was that terrible a choice for Recycled mk I, the problem is just that they haven't buffed it yet.
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