Recent content by TechSkylander1518

Ooh, that can be really tricky-since a lot of it relies on other players, it's hard to have something to do yourself that can work for sure. But one thing I've found helps a lot is to check your teammates' clam numbers, and pass a few to the players that seem to be aiming to break the barrier...

Is this just a general lament, or a genuine question? Because I think I can help explain a bit!

Sometimes it's just gripping the Switch tightly that does it! Happens all the time to me!

I honestly will shoot Maws, but only if I don't have the ink for a bomb. I know it sounds stupid, but usually, if I'm too low for a bomb, it's because I've been taking care of other Salmons nearby-meaning a) I don't have time to refuel without getting hit, and b) My coworkers and I might be able...

After playing a match with "Hol Hitler", I played a match with "$quidKock" on my team. Can people just...grow the hell up and start considering others?

I'm loving that we get to keep 100-point job rankings! Now if only Grizz would let us hold onto a little more.... Speaking of, I recently came up with a bit of a crack theory on Mr. Grizz's identity:

I can definitely see those areas serving that purpose, but what I don't understand is why those functions are banned for people with the RM. Everyone benefits from being able to move in those spaces. Chargers benefit from having it as a vantage point, and, frankly, have an easier time using...

This might just be IRL salt leaking into my playing, but the notice of "Rainmaker Free Zone!" in certain sections of Arowana Mall ticks me off. If there's a part of the map that's unfair for Rainmaker gameplay, isn't that on the devs to fix? Isn't that why maps get barriers put in places on...

Speaking of Steel Eels, do they keep doubling up for anyone else? I keep seeing two of them spawn at the same time lately. (Annoying for me-I have to wait for them to separate before I can start splatting them) It seems odd, because while I've seen bosses of the same kind spawning together...

Getting splatted by a squidbagger is annoying. Getting splatted by a squidbagger who uses every second of the kill cam is annoying. (Mora-Sama, if you ever play with them and want to block them before getting bagged) Losing to said squidbagger is very, very annoying. My one victory I can...

Never would I have guessed I would have so much salt on Salmon Run. First Run-Goes great-then we have some weird disconnect at the end. Five seconds left, all eggs gathered-still get -20. A run that seems good-but gets wiped at the end. Glowflies-coworkers have no clue how to play. Wiped within...

I think a lot of people (myself included) forget how many bosses can be lured in! I was just recently looking through Inkipedia and saw that the strategies section for Maws make a point of remarking that she can be lured, and it took me a moment to realize that's not Maws-specific: there's...

Okay, it's official-I'm blocking anyone with the [WUT] tag. I was already considering it when I first found out who they were. (If you don't already know-they're a clan started by some popular YouTuber, dedicated to squidpartying) But I decided that would be petty of me-even though I know lots...

Discovered something very interesting: With most specials, your clams spurt out as soon as you activate them. (Splashdown, Ink Jet, etc) But with the Baller, this doesn't happen until you activate the Inksplosion-meaning that you can carry a football with near-invincibility for a while! (Don't...

Griller shift on Salmon Smokeyard, high tide. Coworker calls us to the other side-but the Griller's on the egg basket side. When I try to join him on the platform headed back, it takes off and leaves me in the water. Coworker realizes what happened and revives me-then flies off with the platform...